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Canoe Club   Canoe Polo Club

Hadyn Parker

Course & Year:
2nd Year MIBTP (PG).

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
There are currently 11.78 Popes per square mile in Vatican City.

Claim to Fame:
I have the first Rugby ball Zara Tindall (née Philips) ever signed.

Kayak of Choice:
Pyranha Shiva.

Last Swam:
Spean Gorge (Constriction).

Favourite Paddling Place:
Spean Gorge.

Would love to paddle:
Allt a' Chaorainn.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Prosecco.

President

Josh Charlwood

Course & Year:
Engineering 3rd Year.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
Julius Caesar abolished 2 of the original months but when all of the crops died, he made 2 new ones and stuck them on the front. That's why October is the 10th month...

Claim to Fame:
My Grandad was once the mayor of Torquay.

Boat of Choice:
Any one of my plentiful fleet.

Position of choice:
In goal - Less movement there!

Last swam:
Well that's a ridiculous thought... (nah, it was Dulsie Bridge I believe.)

Liver destroyer of choice:
Carlsberg in the Jug :'(.

Elsa Joel

Course & Year:
3rd Year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.

Claim to Fame:
Claim to Fame: I saw Olly Murs fall down some stairs whilst singing. [1]

Kayak of Choice:
A little one.

Last Swam:
After running step two of Triple Step on the Etive upside down.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Not the Upper Dart.

Would love to paddle:
A heated river.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Morrisons' Apricot Wine (and lemonade).

Vice President  

Hannah Dell

Course & Year:
2nd Year Maths.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
If you chop a starfish in half it grows into two starfish.

Claim to Fame:
My cousin has played scrabble with Maggie Smith so I’ve BASICALLY met her.

Kayak of Choice:
Any of the yellow ones, particularly Lola.

Last Swam:
When my boat was attacked and sunk by a pesky fresher in a pool session.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Clayoquot Sound, Vancouver Island.

Would love to paddle:
In Scotland (already hyped for Scotland Tour 2K18).

Liver destroyer of choice:
OJ and lemonade #hadynwillneverbreakme.

Secretary

Luke Kershaw

Course & Year:
3rd year Maths.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
Sea otters [2] have a pouch underneath their arms where they can keep their favourite rock in.

Claim to Fame:
Time Person of the Year 2006.

Boat of Choice:
3.

Position of choice:
Goal.

Last swam:
Learning to roll.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Cider (or whatever's cheap).

Ivan Pilfold

Course & Year:
Maths and Stats Year 3.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
In your lifetime you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

Claim to Fame:
Born in the same country as the Queen.

Kayak of Choice:
Bo Bo (Pyranha Ammo).

Last Swam:
River Etive, Letterbox.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Middle Guil.

Would love to paddle:
Argentière-La Bessée.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Rum Rum Rum.

Treasurer

Matt Barringer

Course & Year:
3rd year MORSE.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
Liechtenstein has roughly two companies for every person who lives there.

Claim to Fame:
Dabbed going over right angle falls.

Boat of Choice:
13.

Position of choice:
Cover.

Last swam:
The Findhorn.

Liver destroyer of choice:
$30 bottle of wine.

Matt Glover

Course & Year:
2nd Year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
A whale's penis is actually called a dork.

Claim to Fame:
I have the same birthday as Jennifer Lawrence.

Kayak of Choice:
Small Burn.

Last Swam:
Etive Triple Step (see picture).

Favourite Paddling Place:
Scotland.

Would love to paddle:
All of triple step on the Etive the right way up.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Corona.

Kit Secretary

Sebastian Lamb-Camarena

Course & Year:
2nd year Physics.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
In late 1932 the Western Australian government waged the 'Great Emu War' against the native emu population. The emus won.

Claim to Fame:
I almost said hello to Prince Philip, then I realised he was talking to the person behind me.

Boat of Choice:
Small non-mega type thing.

Position of choice:
Sprinting back to defend only to realise we still have possesion.

Last swam:
Failing to learn to hand roll.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Dark 'n' stormy.

Liam Fleet

Course & Year:
2nd Year Computer Science.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
It's not (technically) possible to kill by driving over a speed bump too fast.

Claim to Fame:
From the same town as X-Factor 2007 Third placers 'Same Difference'.

Kayak of Choice:
Expression 11.

Last Swam:
Third step of triple steps (Etive).

Favourite Paddling Place:
Etive.

Would love to paddle:
Allt a' Chaorainn (with or without minibus sized holes).

Liver destroyer of choice:
Rattler Cyder.

Coaching Secretary

Ben Ayre

Course & Year:
3rd Year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
The world record for the most kayaks to ever “raft up” together is 1902.

Claim to Fame:
I'm a published author.

Boat of Choice:
M.I.N.E. (Press ups).

Position of choice:
On top oi oi.

Last swam:
Dont know, I just roll up like a normal person.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Strongbow Dark Fruits.

Severijn Hagemeijer

Course & Year:
2nd year English Literature.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
A shaved head is not a look you should go for. Just don't do it, trust me.

Claim to Fame:
Went down Right Angle falls upside-down (and am mostly still alive).

Kayak of Choice:
Any kayak that does not sink when I sit in it.

Last Swam:
The uni swimming pool, when swimming scurvy pirate scum commenced a hostile takover on my canoe.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Spean Gorge.

Would love to paddle:
Flat water pls.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Gin & Tonic.

Tour/League Secretary

Arun Jandor

Course & Year:
Final Year Chemistry.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
If you pour salt into a full glass of water, the waterlevel will go down instead of up.

Claim to Fame:
I went to the same secondary school as Prime Minister Theresa May, but they don't seem to like admitting it.

Boat of Choice:
Combat Response 80.

Position of choice:
Next to an opponent who's holding my balls...

Last swam:
Etive, Scotland, after jumping off right angle falls and landing butt first.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Rum.

  Social Secretary  
   

Lara Hogan

Course & Year:
2nd Year Economics, Politics, and International Studies (EPAIS).

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
Porcupines float on water.

Claim to Fame:
I come from a town that Helen Mirren likes to forget exists. Also I was on the radio [3].

Kayak of Choice:
Anything that fits.

Last Swam:
The Etive.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Spean Gorge.

Would love to paddle:
Without swimming.

Liver destroyer of choice:
That's like asking me to pick a favourite child, I love them all equally. Except Ouzo. Don't drink Ouzo.

  Social Secretary  
   

Tom Marshall

Course & Year:
2nd year Chemistry NSR.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
NSR is the best.

Claim to Fame:
2nd in mens beginners and 3rd in Duo at NSR 2017.

Kayak of Choice:
Any playboat/2 for polo NSR.

Last Swam:
NSR.

Favourite Paddling Place:
NSR.

Would love to paddle:
NSR 2018.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Jägerbombs at NSR.

  Media Monkey  
   

Will Leigh

Course & Year:
MSc swimming.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
There are more species of fish than all the species of amphibians, reptiles, birds and mammals combined.

Claim to Fame:
404 not found.

Kayak of Choice:
I'm sure I left it around here somewhere...

Last Swam:
Staircase on the Middle Guil.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Probably not the Middle Guil.

Would love to paddle:
Somewhere warm.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Single malt whisky, consumed through a pen.


[1]Olly Murs
[2]Sea Otters
[3]Lara on the radio

Previous Exec


2016/17

Presidents: Freya Bull and Rob 'Jeff' Howells

Vice President: Tom 'Jinners' Jin

Secretaries: Matt Barringer and Elsa Joel

Treasurers: Ollie Tarrant and Arun Jandor

Kit Secs: Patrick 'Paddles' Wiltshire and Ben Ayre & Luke Kershaw

Coaches: Deema Mozayen and Josh Charlwood

Tour/Tournament: Hadyn Parker and Nathan Ling

Social Secs: Charlotte Taylor and Patrick Doherty

Webmonkey: Elise Martin


2015/16

Presidents: Sam and Emma

Vice President: Hadyn

Secretaries: Freya and Jennie 'Shoblin'

Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie

Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie

Coaches: Ollie and James

Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie

Social Secs: Rob 'Jeff' and Jallen

Webmonkey: Thom


2014/15

Presidents: Gabs and Anja

Vice President: Jevon

Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn

Treasurers: Sam and Ed

Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce

Coaches: Chris and Jamie

Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby

Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie

Webmonkey: Tom Jin


2013/14

Presidents: R Dan and Baby

Vice President: Katie

Secretaries: Meriel and Abi

Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red

Kit Secs: Jevon and James

Coaches: Gabs and Nicole

Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel

Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs

Webmonkey: Nathaniel


2012/13

Presidents: Screamer and Eugene

Vice President: Greg

Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce

Treasurers: R Dan and Abi

Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S

Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers

Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo

Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo

Webmonkey: Zippy


2011/12

Presidents: Alice and Jo

Vice President: Nicole

Secretaries: Becky and Jess

Treasurers: Greg and Eugene

Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling

Coaches: Bryce and Madi

Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow

Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W

Webmonkey: Einstein


2010/11

Presidents: Mofo and Yellow

Vice President: Matt R

Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy

Treasurers: Harriet and Darling

Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C

Coaches: Scamrass and Baby

Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie

Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein

Webmonkey: Yellow


2008/09

Presidents: Madi and Cloughy

Vice President: Adam S

Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C

Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S

Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S

Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy

Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B

Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M

Webmonkey: Stephen B