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Canoe Club   Canoe Polo Club

Hannah Dell

Course & Year:
3rd Year Maths.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
The state fish of Hawaii is the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (literally meaning 'fish that snorts like a pig').

Claim to Fame:
One of my good friends has been in a short film [1], starred in a successful dutch film [2], and even has an IMDb page [3].

Kayak of Choice:
I'm torn between my two loves, Lexi and Ixel.

Last Swam:
On the Olympic course on 4 pumps (after deciding going straight down the middle of the giant drop was a great plan...).

Favourite Paddling Place:
(Pending) The Etive (I'm sure the Austrian Alps will change this)

Would love to paddle:
The loop without anyone referencing how I SWAM THERE ONE TIME.

Liver destroyer of choice:
I have dabbled in Morrison's apricot wine and lemonade.

President

Lara Hogan

Course & Year:
EPAIS, 2nd year (sort of).

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
I'm really unoriginal and tried to submit the same fact as last year.

Claim to Fame:
I was the ref who got fished out of the water by Cardiff Uni's President at their annual polo tournament.

Boat of Choice:
Old No Number, or 3.

Position of choice:
Anywhere I can annoy the other team.

Last swam:
Cardiff International Whitewater Centre - f*** rafts.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Nothing destroys your liver in moderation...

Beta Matt Glover

Course & Year:
3rd Year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
Count the number of cricket chirps in a 15-second period, add 37 to the total, and your result will be very close to the actual outdoor Fahrenheit temperature.

Claim to Fame:
Talked to and shook hands with Bren Orton.

Kayak of Choice:
Burnardette (Med. Burn 3).

Last Swam:
like a little fishy on the Cataracts, Lower Oetz.

Favourite Paddling Place:
The Gnar.

Would love to paddle:
More Gnar.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Corona #glutenfree.

Vice President  

Jonathan Greenwood

Course & Year:
2nd Year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
65% of interesting facts are not actually interesting. However, for this page that percentage is more like 100%.

Claim to Fame:
Represented Britain twice in the Biathle (it's ok if you don't know what that is).

Kayak of Choice:
Dagger GTX.

Last Swam:
Lower Tryweryn, but went over on the upper!

Favourite Paddling Place:
So far Lakes, though this may change after going on Scotland next year.

Would love to paddle:
On a warm dry day after its rained.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Cider but not the sweet fruit juice stuff, although that does the job too.

Secretary

Jon Saad

Course & Year:
3rd year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
No number before 1000 contains the letter 'A'.

Claim to Fame:
Fell in on the first stroke of the first polo session. GG.

Boat of Choice:
Preferably something that floats and doesn't kill me.

Position of choice:
Warm and dry.

Last swam:
Triple Step.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Cider that isn't stupidly sweet.

Liam Fleet

Course & Year:
3rd Year Computer Science.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
It is expected that you are yet to hear the best joke you will ever hear by 30.

Claim to Fame:
Discovered a lesser known carpark near uni house that somehow is always empty and cheaper than anywhere else.

Kayak of Choice:
Xenon (Proj X 48) until there's rain and then Z.Two <3.

Last Swam:
Third step on Etive (1 year swim free).

Favourite Paddling Place:
Etive (preferably when in a boat).

Would love to paddle:
All the days on Scotland Tour.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Bee Sting.

Treasurer

Luke Kershaw

Course & Year:
4th year Maths.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
The smallest cat in the world fits in the palm of your hand [5].

Claim to Fame:
Have never swum on whitewater.

Boat of Choice:
3.

Position of choice:
Goal (you don't have to move as much).

Last swam:
Learning to roll.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Cider (or whatever's cheap).

Rowan Preston

Course & Year:
2nd Year Physics.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
Humans can swim as fast in syrup as they can in water [4]

Claim to Fame:
Did not swim on Triple Step.

Kayak of Choice:
Any playboat that fits.

Last Swam:
After choosing a very poor line during BanterX at CIWW.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Glen Etive.

Would love to paddle:
The Salzachofen Gorge.

Liver destroyer of choice:
A nice cup of tea.

Kit Secretary

Joe Petersen

Course & Year:
2nd Year Maths.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
200 apple pips is enough to kill you.

Claim to Fame:
People say I look like James Acaster.

Boat of Choice:
My beautiful black Nelo Quattro.

Position of choice:
The opposite of upside down.

Last swam:
Underneath Leamington Spa High Street.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Water (gotta stay hydrated ;)).

Dan Porter

Course & Year:
3rd Year Mechanical Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
The country with the most Olympic medals in kayaking is Hungary.

Claim to Fame:
I went to the same school as Rupert Grint (not Hogwarts)

Kayak of Choice:
Small Burn.

Last Swam:
Cardiff (CIWW).

Favourite Paddling Place:
Anywhere warm.

Would love to paddle:
In Summer.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Anything but beer.

Coaching Secretary

Tommaso Grasso

Course & Year:
2nd Year PPE.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
I played against the World Champs sometimes.

Claim to Fame:
I'm the guy shouting the best 'Hey, hey!' and yelling in a weird language during games.

Boat of Choice:
Slyda 80

Position of choice:
Left/middle when defending, in the zone when attacking

Last swam:
Nice and warm Sicilian waters

Liver destroyer of choice:
Birra Moretti

Alice Staton

Course & Year:
3rd Year Engineering

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
.

Claim to Fame:
.

Kayak of Choice:
.

Last Swam:
.

Favourite Paddling Place:
.

Would love to paddle:
.

Liver destroyer of choice:
.

Tour/League Secretary

Alpha Matt Barringer

Course & Year:
4th Year MORSE.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
When Evel Knievel starred in the 1977 film Viva Knievel, he used a stunt double..

Claim to Fame:
Can miss an open goal from 6m almost every time.

Boat of Choice:
Slyyyder 70.

Position of choice:
Upright

Last swam:
When Josh binned me.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Dangerjuice™.

  Social Secretary  
   

D Saxelby

Course & Year:
2nd Year Physics.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
All the matter that makes up the human race could fit in a sugar cube.

Claim to Fame:
I feature in a charity song which is on iTunes.

Kayak of Choice:
Any (small) thing but the Kendo.

Last Swam:
Refreshingly at Cardiff IWW.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Spean Gorge.

Would love to paddle:
Better?

Liver destroyer of choice:
Gin (all flavours and colours willingly accepted as gifts ;) ).

  Social Secretary  
   

Chris Thompson

Course & Year:
2nd year Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
29th May is 'Put your Pillow on Top of the Fridge Day'.

Claim to Fame:
Trying to rescue a fresher and then needing rescuing myself.

Kayak of Choice:
The sexy beast that is Donna.

Last Swam:
Being a tool.

Favourite Paddling Place:
Upper Tryweryn as you can paddle during the summer.

Would love to paddle:
Sensibly???

Liver destroyer of choice:
2/3 of a bottle of Whisky.

  Media Monkey  
   

Elsa Joel

Course & Year:
4th Year Systems Engineering.

(Almost) Interesting Fact:
The 34th President of Mexico served for under an hour.

Claim to Fame:
I came 4th in a gymnastics competition judged by Olympian Beth Tweddle.

Kayak of Choice:
Something really small

Last Swam:
Twice, running HPP in an Open Canoe.

Favourite Paddling Place:
French Alps.

Would love to paddle:
Warm water.

Liver destroyer of choice:
Ginger Wine or Chilli Ginger Cider.


[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXzQ2UX-L0I
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRbPLQNeT0
[3] https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6014074/
[4] https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/aic.10389
[5] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U

Previous Exec


2017/18

Presidents: Hadyn and Josh

Vice President: Elsa

Secretaries: Hannah and Luke

Treasurers: Ivan and Alpha

Kit Secs: Beta and Seb

Coaches: Liam and Ben

Tour/Tournament: Sev and Arun

Social Secs: Lara and Tom

Webmonkey: Will


2016/17

Presidents: Freya and Jeff

Vice President: Jinners

Secretaries: Alpha and Elsa

Treasurers: Ollie and Arun

Kit Secs: Paddles and Ben & Luke

Coaches: Deema and Josh

Tour/Tournament: Hadyn and Nathan

Social Secs: Charlotte and Patrick

Webmonkey: Elise


2015/16

Presidents: Sam and Emma

Vice President: Hadyn

Secretaries: Freya and Shoblin

Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie

Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie

Coaches: Ollie and James

Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie

Social Secs: Jeff and Jallen

Webmonkey: Thom


2014/15

Presidents: Gabs and Anja

Vice President: Jevon

Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn

Treasurers: Sam and Ed

Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce

Coaches: Chris and Jamie

Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby

Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie

Webmonkey: Tom Jin


2013/14

Presidents: R Dan and Baby

Vice President: Katie

Secretaries: Meriel and Abi

Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red

Kit Secs: Jevon and James

Coaches: Gabs and Nicole

Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel

Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs

Webmonkey: Nathaniel


2012/13

Presidents: Screamer and Eugene

Vice President: Greg

Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce

Treasurers: R Dan and Abi

Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S

Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers

Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo

Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo

Webmonkey: Zippy


2011/12

Presidents: Alice and Jo

Vice President: Nicole

Secretaries: Becky and Jess

Treasurers: Greg and Eugene

Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling

Coaches: Bryce and Madi

Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow

Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W

Webmonkey: Einstein


2010/11

Presidents: Mofo and Yellow

Vice President: Matt R

Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy

Treasurers: Harriet and Darling

Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C

Coaches: Scamrass and Baby

Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie

Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein

Webmonkey: Yellow


2008/09

Presidents: Madi and Cloughy

Vice President: Adam S

Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C

Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S

Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S

Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy

Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B

Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M

Webmonkey: Stephen B