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NigelPost subject: Re: Re: Revision-Away 
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AvatarRobb wrote:
Umm, that sort of implies that before Darwin, natural selection didn't take place...


Natural Selection took place before Darwin? I call Bullshit on that

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Mon 9th Jun, 2008
9:26pm
Rich (Einstein)Post subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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Avatarnext youll be saying that without newton we'd all be floating about in mid air
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Mon 9th Jun, 2008
9:30pm
AthrunPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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Avatarlink
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Wed 30th Jul, 2008
6:42pm
JonPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
Posts: 696
One for the physicists:

link

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Thu 31st Jul, 2008
11:05pm
Dick JohnsonPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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AvatarThat's brilliant.
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Fri 1st Aug, 2008
10:21am
AthrunPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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AvatarThat's better than brilliant.....
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Fri 1st Aug, 2008
9:17pm
AntersPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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AvatarJust in case you don't have enough to do, here's a little something to keep you busy ... that's my morning wasted!! :p
Never-End

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Sat 30th Aug, 2008
10:26am
Rich (Einstein)Post subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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Avatarlol just saw the hadron rap, its hilarious
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Sat 30th Aug, 2008
12:27pm
IainPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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Six Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing.

Standing up, Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle and don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me', says Gallagher.

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.

Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.

'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.


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Thu 23rd Oct, 2008
8:35pm
IainPost subject: Re: Revision-Away 
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman
he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will
die, and I'll inherit $20 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


VERY IMPORTANT FACTS from your Financial Advisor!!


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Thu 23rd Oct, 2008
8:35pm
Edited by Iain on Thu 23rd Oct 2008, 8:46pm

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