Course: 3rd Year Bio Med

(Almost) interesting fact: My favourite place is pest

Claim to fame: I saw Mario Fellani in Burger King in Chessington

Kayak of choice: My ripper

Last swam: Swim?

Favourite paddling place: Anywhere warm

Liver destroyer of choice: Club eliminator

Course: 4th Year Data Science

Interesting fact: Bubble wrap was originally created to be wallpaper

Claim to fame: Jeremy Fragrance posted a photo of me on his TikTok

Boat of choice: Java

Position of choice: Anywhere but in goal

Last swam: Scotland

Would love to paddle: Flat water

Course: Systems Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: I can dislocate all of my knuckles.

Claim to fame: I contributed a sign to the club road sign collection (max speed 20).

Kayak of choice: Something that floats.

Last swam: Scotland

Liver destroyer of choice: Newkie brown

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Course: Maths

(Almost) interesting fact: My dad tarmac'd all of campus.

Claim to fame: I launched a mamba into the air on the Garry.

Kayak of choice: Smol jed

Last swam: Serpents

Favourite paddling place: Upper Findhorn

Would love to paddle: Green river narrows

Liver destroyer of choice: Bottle of white wine

Course: 4th year Mechanical + Manufacturing Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: There are multiple hostels in Europe I can never go back to

Claim to fame: Roald Dahl wrote a book about my squat routine

Kayak of choice: Either a polo boat or one of the many Z1s!

Last swam: I don’t. It’s impossible.

Liver destroyer of choice: Vodka joghurt

Course: Computer Science

(Almost) interesting fact: Known by name to far too many kayaking shopkeepers

Claim to fame: Won the Two Bridges time trial on my first Scotland

Kayak of choice: Exo Party Rexy

Last swam: Serpent's Tail on the Dee

Favourite paddling place: Findhorn Gorge

Would love to paddle: All over the US, but mainly Washington or California

Course: Mathematics

(Almost) interesting fact: I like getting perfectly straight lines when cutting grass

Claim to fame: Setting fire to bread in hotel toasters.

Kayak of choice: M4/Large Green Jed

Last swam: Pool

Favourite paddling place: Cardiff

Would love to paddle: Anywhere that isn't a man-made river

Position of choice: Not goalie

Course: Applied Professional Engineering Programme

Interesting fact: The only bone I've broken is my little toe.

Claim to fame: I once had a Her Majesty title.

Kayak of choice: Anything I can fit in.

Last swam: CIWW

Would love to paddle: Anything that isn't on scrape.

Liver destroyer of choice: Aldi's cheapest vodka.

Course: Mechanical and manufacturing engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: No matter how many canoe trips I go on, I will always say polo is better

Claim to fame: I have successfully lost every boat race I have taken part in

Kayak of choice: POLO! - Force X Small

Last swam: River Garry 2023

Favourite paddling place: Indoor swimming pool for polo games

Would love to paddle: Norway

Position of choice: Captain

Liver destroyer of choice: Beer

Course: MORSE

(Almost) interesting fact: my favorite place is buda

Claim to fame: I saw John Terry at Chesington World of Adventure, Resort. Britain's Wildest Family Adventure. Theme park, Zoo & SEA LIFE aquarium, plus two themed hotels and glamping. Book a fun family day out online and save

Kayak of choice: Titan Dragon

Last swam: T

Favourite paddling place: T

Would love to paddle: Upright 😂😂

Liver destroyer of choice: Tubi 60

Course: International Relations MA

(Almost) interesting fact: I can lick my elbow

Claim to fame: I’ve been inside Lee Mack’s house

Kayak of choice: the smallest one

Last swam: being pushed in the lake at BUCS

Position of choice: anywhere but goal 

Liver destroyer of choice: rum

Course: Mechanical Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: Used to live in Beijing.

Claim to fame: Ummmm... I don't.

Kayak of choice: S3

Last swam: Dee

Liver destroyer of choice: Purple

Course: English and Theatre Studies

Interesting fact: I am related to Vinne Jones.

Claim to fame: Might be the son of God.

Kayak of choice: Biggest one

Last swam: Swim test

Favourite paddling place: Copper Rooms

Liver destroyer of choice: Long Island Iced Tea