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Course: 3rd Year Bio Med
(Almost) interesting fact: My favourite place is pest
Claim to fame: I saw Mario Fellani in Burger King in Chessington
Kayak of choice: My ripper
Last swam: Swim?
Favourite paddling place: Anywhere warm
Liver destroyer of choice: Club eliminator
Course: 4th Year Data Science
Interesting fact: Bubble wrap was originally created to be wallpaper
Claim to fame: Jeremy Fragrance posted a photo of me on his TikTok
Boat of choice: Java
Position of choice: Anywhere but in goal
Last swam: Scotland
Would love to paddle: Flat water
Course: PPE
(Almost) interesting fact: I can give myself the D... (vitamin D)
Claim to fame: Used to be cool" - Brother
Kayak of choice: My gorgeous little Ripper
Last swam: Dolsie Bridge
Favourite paddling place: My bath tub
Would love to paddle: Your bath tub
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Course: Systems Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: I can dislocate all of my knuckles.
Claim to fame: I contributed a sign to the club road sign collection (max speed 20).
Kayak of choice: Something that floats.
Last swam: Scotland
Liver destroyer of choice: Newkie brown
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Course: Maths
(Almost) interesting fact: My dad tarmac'd all of campus.
Claim to fame: I launched a mamba into the air on the Garry.
Kayak of choice: Smol jed
Last swam: Serpents
Favourite paddling place: Upper Findhorn
Would love to paddle: Green river narrows
Liver destroyer of choice: Bottle of white wine
Course: 4th year Mechanical + Manufacturing Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: There are multiple hostels in Europe I can never go back to
Claim to fame: Roald Dahl wrote a book about my squat routine
Kayak of choice: Either a polo boat or one of the many Z1s!
Last swam: I don’t. It’s impossible.
Liver destroyer of choice: Vodka joghurt
Course: Computer Science
(Almost) interesting fact: Known by name to far too many kayaking shopkeepers
Claim to fame: Won the Two Bridges time trial on my first Scotland
Kayak of choice: Exo Party Rexy
Last swam: Serpent's Tail on the Dee
Favourite paddling place: Findhorn Gorge
Would love to paddle: All over the US, but mainly Washington or California
Course: Mathematics
(Almost) interesting fact: I like getting perfectly straight lines when cutting grass
Claim to fame: Setting fire to bread in hotel toasters.
Kayak of choice: M4/Large Green Jed
Last swam: Pool
Favourite paddling place: Cardiff
Would love to paddle: Anywhere that isn't a man-made river
Position of choice: Not goalie
Course: Applied Professional Engineering Programme
Interesting fact: The only bone I've broken is my little toe.
Claim to fame: I once had a Her Majesty title.
Kayak of choice: Anything I can fit in.
Last swam: CIWW
Would love to paddle: Anything that isn't on scrape.
Liver destroyer of choice: Aldi's cheapest vodka.
Course: Mechanical and manufacturing engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: No matter how many canoe trips I go on, I will always say polo is better
Claim to fame: I have successfully lost every boat race I have taken part in
Kayak of choice: POLO! - Force X Small
Last swam: River Garry 2023
Favourite paddling place: Indoor swimming pool for polo games
Would love to paddle: Norway
Position of choice: Captain
Liver destroyer of choice: Beer
Course: MORSE
(Almost) interesting fact: my favorite place is buda
Claim to fame: I saw John Terry at Chesington World of Adventure, Resort. Britain's Wildest Family Adventure. Theme park, Zoo & SEA LIFE aquarium, plus two themed hotels and glamping. Book a fun family day out online and save
Kayak of choice: Titan Dragon
Last swam: T
Favourite paddling place: T
Would love to paddle: Upright 😂😂
Liver destroyer of choice: Tubi 60
Course: International Relations MA
(Almost) interesting fact: I can lick my elbow
Claim to fame: I’ve been inside Lee Mack’s house
Kayak of choice: the smallest one
Last swam: being pushed in the lake at BUCS
Position of choice: anywhere but goal
Liver destroyer of choice: rum
Course: GSD
(Almost) interesting fact: I'm a qualified paddlesport instructor!
Claim to fame: I'm related to Alex Salmond.
Kayak of choice: GT Dagger
Position of choice: No preference.
Last swam: Polo Match in Nottingham
Favourite paddling place: Fordwich Stour
Would love to paddle: Glacier kayaking in Vatnajökull National Park
Liver destroyer of choice: Purple or TEQUILA
Course: Mechanical Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: Used to live in Beijing.
Claim to fame: Ummmm... I don't.
Kayak of choice: S3
Last swam: Dee
Liver destroyer of choice: Purple
Course: English and Theatre Studies
Interesting fact: I am related to Vinne Jones.
Claim to fame: Might be the son of God.
Kayak of choice: Biggest one
Last swam: Swim test
Favourite paddling place: Copper Rooms
Liver destroyer of choice: Long Island Iced Tea
Course: Computer Science
(Almost) interesting fact: I own a LEGO Deathstar
Claim to fame: I've recreated Five Nights at Freddy's.
Kayak of choice: Burn
Last swam: Etive
Would love to paddle: Rio Claro
Liver destroyer of choice: Dead man fingers rum
Vice President: Lucas
Secretaries: James ("Brother") and Yousuf
Treasurers: Jamie and Alex
Kit Secs: Ed and Cai
Coaches: Sean and James ("Prime")
Tour/Tournament: Sarah and Dan
Charity Officer: Molly
Social Secs: James ("John") and Emma
Webmonkey: Lucy
Welfare: Toby
2021/22
Presidents: Sarah and James
Vice President: Sam
Secretaries: Dean and Adi
Treasurers: Rowan and Alex
Kit Secs: Fresher Chris and Sean
Coaches: Joe and Dan
Tour/Tournament: Dan and Tara
Social Secs: Adi and Beth
Webmonkey: Lucy
Welfare: Jamie
Women's Officer: Lucy
2020/21
Presidents: Owen and Claudia
Vice President: Grady
Secretaries: Sarah and Laura
Treasurers: Alwin and Lara
Kit Secs: Rowan and Adriana
Coaches: Sam and Joe
Tour/Tournament: Lara and Tara
Social Secs: James and Dan
Webmonkey: Fresher Chris
2019/20
Presidents: Fresher Chris and Joe
Vice President: Seb
Secretaries: Lara and Claudia
Treasurers: Rowan and Jonathan
Kit Secs: Alwin and Ollie
Coaches: Dan...again and Lara
Tour/Tournament: Beta and Dan
Social Secs: Owen and Cameron
Webmonkey: Jack
Outreach: Grady
2018/19
Presidents: Hannah and Lara
Vice President: Beta
Secretaries: Jonathan and Jon
Treasurers: Liam and Luke
Kit Secs: Rowan and Joe
Coaches: Dan and Tommaso
Tour/Tournament: Alice and Alpha
Social Secs: D and Fresher Chris
Webmonkey: Elsa
2017/18
Presidents: Hadyn and Josh
Vice President: Elsa
Secretaries: Hannah and Luke
Treasurers: Ivan and Alpha
Kit Secs: Beta and Seb
Coaches: Liam and Ben
Tour/Tournament: Sev and Arun
Social Secs: Lara and Tom
Webmonkey: Will
2016/17
Presidents: Freya and Jeff
Vice President: Jinners
Secretaries: Alpha and Elsa
Treasurers: Ollie and Arun
Kit Secs: Paddles and Ben & Luke
Coaches: Deema and Josh
Tour/Tournament: Hadyn and Nathan
Social Secs: Charlotte and Patrick
Webmonkey: Elise
2015/16
Presidents: Sam and Emma
Vice President: Hadyn
Secretaries: Freya and Shoblin
Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie
Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie
Coaches: Ollie and James
Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie
Social Secs: Jeff and Jallen
Webmonkey: Thom
2014/15
Presidents: Gabs and Anja
Vice President: Jevon
Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn
Treasurers: Sam and Ed
Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce
Coaches: Chris and Jamie
Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby
Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie
Webmonkey: Jinners
2013/14
Presidents: R Dan and Baby
Vice President: Katie
Secretaries: Meriel and Abi
Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red
Kit Secs: Jevon and James
Coaches: Gabs and Nicole
Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel
Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs
Webmonkey: Nathaniel
2012/13
Presidents: Screamer and Eugene
Vice President: Greg
Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce
Treasurers: R Dan and Abi
Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S
Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers
Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo
Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo
Webmonkey: Zippy
2011/12
Presidents: Alice and Jo
Vice President: Nicole
Secretaries: Becky and Jess
Treasurers: Greg and Eugene
Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling
Coaches: Bryce and Madi
Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow
Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W
Webmonkey: Einstein
2010/11
Presidents: Mofo and Yellow
Vice President: Matt R
Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy
Treasurers: Harriet and Darling
Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C
Coaches: Scamrass and Baby
Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie
Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein
Webmonkey: Yellow
2008/09
Presidents: Madi and Cloughy
Vice President: Adam S
Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C
Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S
Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S
Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy
Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B
Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M
Webmonkey: Stephen B