Course: 3rd Year Computer Science

(Almost) interesting fact: "Popty Ping" translates to "Ping Oven", the actual Welsh translation for microwave is "meicrodon"

Claim to fame: One of my videos features in a Senders playlist

Kayak of choice: One of my flock, Shirley or Timmy

Last swam: Jumping into a surprisingly sticky hole (not recommended)

Favourite paddling place: The Etive

Would love to paddle: Somewhere warm

Liver destroyer of choice: Sort by "Cheapest First"

Course: Computer science masters

(Almost) interesting fact: Taylor Swift named her debut album Taylor Swift because her name is Taylor Swift

Claim to fame: I've met Taylor Swift!!!

Boat of choice: The new medium(ish) one

Position of choice: Where's the fun in picking just one??

Last swam: In water

Liver destroyer of choice: Spiced rum and coke

Course: 2nd year PPE.....yay humanities

(Almost) interesting fact: Climate change may cause gingers to become extinct as the gene is less adaptive in warm climates

Claim to fame: I played a rainbow in a national production and was killed off in the first act

Kayak of choice: I'll take what I can get

Last swam: Bottom of 90 degrees

Favourite paddling place: Etive :)

Would love to paddle: Upright...for once

Liver destroyer of choice: Cheapest wine I can find

Course: 4th Year Physics

(Almost) interesting fact: When the 'immortal' jellyfish reaches maturity it becomes a polyp again and restarts

Claim to fame: Ate biscuits with the First Minister of Wales

Boat of choice: The smallest one we have

Position of choice: Top :)

Last swam: Paddled too hard at an eddy, hit the rock at the top instead

Liver destroyer of choice: Nothing destroys like club eliminator

Course: 4th year Maths and Stats

(Almost) interesting fact: Ford transit vans come in three body lengths, two roof heights and two wheelbase lengths. All of then are WIDE.

Claim to fame: Owner of the 528 discord bot

Kayak of choice: Axident

Last swam: In a letter box

Favourite paddling place: Upper Dart

Would love to paddle: The Alps

Liver destroyer of choice: Not eliminator

Course: 3rd year EPAIS BSc

(Almost) interesting fact: Porcupines still float on water

Claim to fame: I am (was?) on a first name basis with the Head of Security

Boat of choice: Polosie

Position of choice: Side, but I often end up in goal on the Ladies team

Last swam: After being binned

Liver destroyer of choice: Something free

Course: 4th year Maths & Physics

(Almost) interesting fact: Bees fed food colouring will produce coloured honey

Claim to fame: See below

Kayak of choice: My Ripper

Last swam: For no reason

Favourite paddling place: Les Alpes

Would love to paddle: More waterfalls

Liver destroyer of choice: River water is delicious

Course: 2nd year Biomedical Science

(Almost) interesting fact: The last letter to be added to the English alphabet was 'J' 

Claim to fame: I was trapped in Morocco and had to leave on a rescue flight

Boat of choice: A medium one

Position of choice: Not in goal

Last swam: Practically every other session :/

Liver destroyer of choice: Vodka + something 

Course: 2nd Year Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: he Beatles used the world 'love' 613 times in their songs, which is the same number of commandments there are in the old testament

Claim to fame: I spent my 18th Birthday at Buckingham Palace

Kayak of choice: Something that stays upright

Last swam: Going down Right Angle upside down

Favourite paddling place: River Garry

Would love to paddle: CIWW when it's warmer

Liver destroyer of choice: Brewdog Punk IPA

Course: 4th Year Maths

(Almost) interesting fact: There are no bridges over the Amazon River

Claim to fame: I'm on the same exec as BNOC Claudia Perry I'm sure you've heard of her

Boat of choice: Thin long and pointy

Position of choice: 1st

Last swam: Some race last year

Liver destroyer of choice: Purple

Course: 3rd Year EPAIS BSc

(Almost) interesting fact: 33g of Viagra is a lethal dose

Claim to fame: My dad knew the guy that invented the Solero

Kayak of choice: Something big to keep me upright

Last swam: The last time I paddled

Favourite paddling place: Above the Water

Would love to paddle: and not swim

Liver destroyer of choice: A nice cocktail

Course: Engineering 3rd year (Still faffing about stream choice)

(Almost) interesting fact: Space smells like seared steak

Claim to fame: I once slept for 48 hours straight

Boat of choice: I don’t like to show favouritism

Position of choice: Anywhere

Last swam: Ladies DIV 2

Liver destroyer of choice: Anything sweet