Yes, believe it or not, you voted for this lot to be in charge
Course: 3rd Year Computer Science
(Almost) interesting fact: "Popty Ping" translates to "Ping Oven", the actual Welsh translation for microwave is "meicrodon"
Claim to fame: One of my videos features in a Senders playlist
Kayak of choice: One of my flock, Shirley or Timmy
Last swam: Jumping into a surprisingly sticky hole (not recommended)
Favourite paddling place: The Etive
Would love to paddle: Somewhere warm
Liver destroyer of choice: Sort by "Cheapest First"
Course: Computer science masters
(Almost) interesting fact: Taylor Swift named her debut album Taylor Swift because her name is Taylor Swift
Claim to fame: I've met Taylor Swift!!!
Boat of choice: The new medium(ish) one
Position of choice: Where's the fun in picking just one??
Last swam: In water
Liver destroyer of choice: Spiced rum and coke
Course: 4th year Physics
(Almost) interesting fact: Kasbah, as well as being the cultural focal point of Coventry, comes from the Arabic word for the keep of a castle. There are still some standing to this day. (Would recommend googling, they look sick)
Claim to fame: I once, without my knowledge, serenaded our MPs wife while watching a Polo match (with horses, not boats)
Kayak of choice: I'm not ready to settle down just yet
Last swam: Cardiff is my nemesis
Favourite paddling place: Wouldn't you like to know
Would love to paddle: Alps sounds terrifying, in a fun kinda way
Liver destroyer of choice: If you put lemon in your G&T it counts as a salad and is therefore good for you
Course: 2nd year PPE.....yay humanities
(Almost) interesting fact: Climate change may cause gingers to become extinct as the gene is less adaptive in warm climates
Claim to fame: I played a rainbow in a national production and was killed off in the first act
Kayak of choice: I'll take what I can get
Last swam: Bottom of 90 degrees
Favourite paddling place: Etive :)
Would love to paddle: Upright...for once
Liver destroyer of choice: Cheapest wine I can find
Course: 4th Year Physics
(Almost) interesting fact: When the 'immortal' jellyfish reaches maturity it becomes a polyp again and restarts
Claim to fame: Ate biscuits with the First Minister of Wales
Boat of choice: The smallest one we have
Position of choice: Top :)
Last swam: Paddled too hard at an eddy, hit the rock at the top instead
Liver destroyer of choice: Nothing destroys like club eliminator
Course: 4th year Maths and Stats
(Almost) interesting fact: Ford transit vans come in three body lengths, two roof heights and two wheelbase lengths. All of then are WIDE.
Claim to fame: Owner of the 528 discord bot
Kayak of choice: Axident
Last swam: In a letter box
Favourite paddling place: Upper Dart
Would love to paddle: The Alps
Liver destroyer of choice: Not eliminator
Course: 3rd year EPAIS BSc
(Almost) interesting fact: Porcupines still float on water
Claim to fame: I am (was?) on a first name basis with the Head of Security
Boat of choice: Polosie
Position of choice: Side, but I often end up in goal on the Ladies team
Last swam: After being binned
Liver destroyer of choice: Something free
Course: 4th year Maths & Physics
(Almost) interesting fact: Bees fed food colouring will produce coloured honey
Claim to fame: See below
Kayak of choice: My Ripper
Last swam: For no reason
Favourite paddling place: Les Alpes
Would love to paddle: More waterfalls
Liver destroyer of choice: River water is delicious
Course: 2nd year Biomedical Science
(Almost) interesting fact: The last letter to be added to the English alphabet was 'J'
Claim to fame: I was trapped in Morocco and had to leave on a rescue flight
Boat of choice: A medium one
Position of choice: Not in goal
Last swam: Practically every other session :/
Liver destroyer of choice: Vodka + something
Course: 2nd Year Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: he Beatles used the world 'love' 613 times in their songs, which is the same number of commandments there are in the old testament
Claim to fame: I spent my 18th Birthday at Buckingham Palace
Kayak of choice: Something that stays upright
Last swam: Going down Right Angle upside down
Favourite paddling place: River Garry
Would love to paddle: CIWW when it's warmer
Liver destroyer of choice: Brewdog Punk IPA
Course: 4th Year Maths
(Almost) interesting fact: There are no bridges over the Amazon River
Claim to fame: I'm on the same exec as BNOC Claudia Perry I'm sure you've heard of her
Boat of choice: Thin long and pointy
Position of choice: 1st
Last swam: Some race last year
Liver destroyer of choice: Purple
Course: 3rd Year EPAIS BSc
(Almost) interesting fact: 33g of Viagra is a lethal dose
Claim to fame: My dad knew the guy that invented the Solero
Kayak of choice: Something big to keep me upright
Last swam: The last time I paddled
Favourite paddling place: Above the Water
Would love to paddle: and not swim
Liver destroyer of choice: A nice cocktail
Course: Engineering 3rd year (Still faffing about stream choice)
(Almost) interesting fact: Space smells like seared steak
Claim to fame: I once slept for 48 hours straight
Boat of choice: I don’t like to show favouritism
Position of choice: Anywhere
Last swam: Ladies DIV 2
Liver destroyer of choice: Anything sweet
Course: 2nd year Engineer
(Almost) interesting fact: Life hack: If you sleep until lunchtime, you only have to pay for two meals instead of three.
Claim to fame: 1st person in Sussex to get Swine flu
Kayak of choice: B3
Last swam: It's not swimming, it's underwater kayaking
Favourite paddling place: Ping Pong table
Would love to paddle: On surf :(
Liver destroyer of choice: Baileys... obviously
Course: 2nd Year Engineering of some sort
(Almost) interesting fact: I have been stopped from leaving Russia before for 2 days
Claim to fame: Found the most interesting place to swim at the top of right angle
Kayak of choice: Something that stays upright but is easy to roll
Last swam: Every day of Scotland
Favourite paddling place: River Etive
Would love to paddle: Somewhere where it isn't freezing
Liver destroyer of choice: Whatever is the strongest thing you provide
Course: 3rd year Memgineer.....hopefully.....maybe
(Almost) interesting fact: Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories. So smacking rocks when upside down is good for you (Owen might be onto something here)
Claim to fame: I have photos published by the BBC under my secret identity 'Christopher Thompso'
Kayak of choice: An inflatable Lilo
Last swam: I heard pulling your spraydeck whilst on a waterfall is the safest thing to do :P
Favourite paddling place: My bottom
Would love to paddle: Your bottom
Liver destroyer of choice: Still 2/3L of Whiskey. Good times
2019/20
Presidents: Fresher Chris and Joe
Vice President: Seb
Secretaries: Lara and Claudia
Treasurers: Rowan and Jonathan
Kit Secs: Alwin and Ollie
Coaches: Dan...again and Lara
Tour/Tournament: Beta and Dan
Social Secs: Owen and Cameron
Webmonkey: Jack
Outreach: Grady
2018/19
Presidents: Hannah and Lara
Vice President: Beta
Secretaries: Jonathan and Jon
Treasurers: Liam and Luke
Kit Secs: Rowan and Joe
Coaches: Dan and Tommaso
Tour/Tournament: Alice and Alpha
Social Secs: D and Fresher Chris
Webmonkey: Elsa
2017/18
Presidents: Hadyn and Josh
Vice President: Elsa
Secretaries: Hannah and Luke
Treasurers: Ivan and Alpha
Kit Secs: Beta and Seb
Coaches: Liam and Ben
Tour/Tournament: Sev and Arun
Social Secs: Lara and Tom
Webmonkey: Will
2016/17
Presidents: Freya and Jeff
Vice President: Jinners
Secretaries: Alpha and Elsa
Treasurers: Ollie and Arun
Kit Secs: Paddles and Ben & Luke
Coaches: Deema and Josh
Tour/Tournament: Hadyn and Nathan
Social Secs: Charlotte and Patrick
Webmonkey: Elise
2015/16
Presidents: Sam and Emma
Vice President: Hadyn
Secretaries: Freya and Shoblin
Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie
Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie
Coaches: Ollie and James
Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie
Social Secs: Jeff and Jallen
Webmonkey: Thom
2014/15
Presidents: Gabs and Anja
Vice President: Jevon
Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn
Treasurers: Sam and Ed
Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce
Coaches: Chris and Jamie
Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby
Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie
Webmonkey: Jinners
2013/14
Presidents: R Dan and Baby
Vice President: Katie
Secretaries: Meriel and Abi
Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red
Kit Secs: Jevon and James
Coaches: Gabs and Nicole
Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel
Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs
Webmonkey: Nathaniel
2012/13
Presidents: Screamer and Eugene
Vice President: Greg
Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce
Treasurers: R Dan and Abi
Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S
Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers
Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo
Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo
Webmonkey: Zippy
2011/12
Presidents: Alice and Jo
Vice President: Nicole
Secretaries: Becky and Jess
Treasurers: Greg and Eugene
Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling
Coaches: Bryce and Madi
Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow
Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W
Webmonkey: Einstein
2010/11
Presidents: Mofo and Yellow
Vice President: Matt R
Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy
Treasurers: Harriet and Darling
Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C
Coaches: Scamrass and Baby
Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie
Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein
Webmonkey: Yellow
2008/09
Presidents: Madi and Cloughy
Vice President: Adam S
Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C
Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S
Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S
Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy
Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B
Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M
Webmonkey: Stephen B