Course: MEng Electronic Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: The Beatles song ‘A Day in the Life’ contains frequencies only dogs can hear

Claim to fame: There's a slim chance my kayak belonged to Bren Orton (a big deal)

Kayak of choice: #ripperup

Last swam: Technically when I last tried to get out of my boat

Favourite paddling place: CIWW is still the best place for anyone to improve

Would love to paddle: in New Zealand

Liver destroyer of choice: Whiskey Cask

Course: 3rd Year Biomedical Science

(Almost) interesting fact: Bubble wrap was originally created to be wallpaper

Claim to fame: I’m currently in a court case by proxy against Tony Blair’s wife

Boat of choice: A polo one

Position of choice: First

Last swam: The pool 😅

Would love to paddle: Flat water

Liver destroyer of choice: I’m partial to a Jägerbomb

Course: 2nd Year Biomedical Science

(Almost) interesting fact: Alcohol consumption improves your ability to pick up and speak a foreign language

Claim to fame: My old Spanish teacher was on the great British bake off

Kayak of choice: Something I fit in

Last swam: Yesterday (at the time of writing this)

Favourite paddling place: Scotland

Liver destroyer of choice: Alcohol.

Course: 3rd Year Data Science

(Almost) interesting fact: Elephants are the only animal to have 4 forward facing knees

Claim to fame: Had to go to the out of hours after first freshers trip

Boat of choice: M2

Position of choice: binning people

Last swam: Force Falls

Course: 3rd Year Mechanical & Manufacturing Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: The earliest stage of frostbite is called frostnip

Claim to fame: I am one of the very few club northerners

Kayak of choice: The beautiful Concava

Last swam: Scotland, obviously

Favourite paddling place: Etive

Would love to paddle: Sean

Liver destroyer of choice: Aldi vodka, aka. spicy water

Course: 4th Year Mathematics

(Almost) interesting fact: You don't need oxygen to survive the rest of your life!

Claim to fame: "Can Hand-Roll"

Boat of choice: S5

Position of choice: *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Last swam: I don't swim, I "fail to roll"... often

Course: 2nd Year Physics

(Almost) interesting fact: Tyromancy is a form of divination using cheese to predict the future

Claim to fame: I’ve paddled with Harry Price (British Freestyle champion)

Kayak of choice: Jackson Rockstar

Last swam: CIWW

Favourite paddling place: Anywhere not on scrape

Would love to paddle: in Scotland with water

Liver destroyer of choice: Dried leaves of Camellia sinensis stewed in boiling water with a dash of bovine lactation

Course: 2nd Year Discrete Mathematics

(Almost) interesting fact: The BBC liked to use the train I got on for filming people walking on trains

Claim to fame: Was the only member who stepped up to do kit

Boat of choice: A small boat

Position of choice: Under the goal and away from the bins

Last swam: The last tournament

Course: MORSE

(Almost) interesting fact: There are more wheels than doors

Claim to fame: I save Honey G’s life

Kayak of choice: Lola

Last swam: Dolcies

Favourite paddling place: CIWW

Would love to paddle: Jamie

Liver destroyer of choice: Sambuca

Course: 4th Year Mechanical Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: My mum once got into a local newspaper for complaining about some dirt

Claim to fame: Once had a conversation with the old lady from Hotel Trouble on CBBC

Kayak of choice: Long and made of fibreglass

Last swam: Cardiff

Position of choice: Upside down

Liver destroyer of choice: Baileys

Course: PPE (ish)

(Almost) interesting fact: You're more likely to get a computer virus from visiting religious sites than porn sites

Claim to fame: Top of the swim chart!

Kayak of choice: My Milo

Last swam: Ski Jump, Tryweryn

Favourite paddling place: Gazza

Would love to paddle: Forward

Liver destroyer of choice: Tequila <3

Course: Placement Year Mechanical & Manufacturing Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: Dolphins sleep with one eye open

Claim to fame: Facilitated brother's 3-day alcohol intervention on Scotland

Boat of choice: The Hydro

Last swam: Dolcies on the Findhorn

Position of choice: Captain

Would love to paddle: The Upper Dart

Liver destroyer of choice: Russian Danger Water

Course: 2nd Year MORSE

(Almost) interesting fact: You are 1% shorter in the evening than in the morning

Claim to fame: On a first name basis with the owners of Leamington Drinks

Kayak of choice: Crystal Explorer

Last swam: The Dee

Position of choice: Propping brother up

Would love to paddle: Instead of working every weekend

Liver destroyer of choice: Venom

Course: 2nd Year Physics

(Almost) interesting fact: Lemons float in water, but limes sink

Claim to fame: Got onto the polo exec without a membership

Kayak of choice: Mambino

Last swam: Last time I paddled

Favourite paddling place: Etive

Liver destroyer of choice: Gin