Yes, believe it or not, you voted for this lot to be in charge. Can't wait to see some of these fights that these idiots think they will win.

Course: Maths
Favourite Artist/Band: The Wurzels
Go-to Meal Deal: Chicken Salad Sandwich
Most memorable moment in canoe: When I went down the Feshie upside down
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Seb

Course: Politics and International Studies
Favourite Artist/Band: This is difficult, but right now I love Lady A
Go-to Meal Deal: Honey and mustard chicken pasta. Lemon coke. Vegetable crisps. Crunchie bar (I know that's 4 items, I passionately believe that the meal deal should be expanded to have a snack and a pudding, I hate not having anything sweet, its like actually immoral)
Most memorable moment in canoe: I don't know
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? All of them duh

Course: Biological Sciences
Favourite Artist/Band: Bob Marley & Luude
Go-to Meal Deal: Hoisin duck wrap, apple & peanut butter, lucozade sport
Most memorable moment in canoe: Bridge jumping at the Garry
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Megan

Course: Maths
Favourite Artist/Band: The Beatles
Go-to Meal Deal: Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich, a Cornish pasty and an orange lucozade sport
Most memorable moment in canoe: BJ on the garry
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Will

Course: History
Favourite Artist/band: Wolf Alice
Go-to Meal Deal: Falafel wrap, samosa and a smoothie
Most memorable moment in canoe: Hannah’s BUCs warm up routine (two handed bin, naughty naughty)
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? I would say Charlotte but I think she’s secretly vicious

Course: Economics
Favourite Artist/Band: MGMT
Go-to Meal Deal: Ham and cheese sandwich, salt and vinegar crisps, ice tea
Most memorable moment in canoe: Swimming for the 6th time on Cardiff and assassinating Andrew
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? The polo ones

Course: Maths and Physics
Favourite Artist/Band: Kaleo
Go-to Meal Deal: Easy, gotta be a prawn and mayo sandwich, ready salted hula hoops, and an orange lucozade or white monster depending on how much work is killing me
Most memorable moment in canoe: Scoring and leaving the first tournament in a sling (disclaimer old injury)
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Rob

Course: Engineering
Favourite Artist/Band: Madness sums me up quite well :P
Go-to Meal Deal: Chicken triple, sausage roll, apple juice
Most memorable moment in canoe: "Rolling" on my first run on Cardiff
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Probably none, but I think me VS Rob would definatly be quality entertainment

Course: Chemistry
Favourite Artist/Band: The Strokes
Go-to Meal Deal: Tomato and basil pasta, cornish pasty, dr pepper
Most memorable moment in canoe: Scoring a golden goal at BUCS
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Willy J

Course: Computer Science
Favourite Artist/Band: Samurai
Go-to Meal Deal: prawn mayo sandwich, white monster and almond croissant
Most memorable moment in canoe: making it down the grade 4 section of the lower etive
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? All the ones with dodgy shoulders

Course: Integrated Natural Science
Favourite Artist/Band: ABBA
Go-to Meal Deal: Chicken and bacon sandwich, paprika crisps and a lemon fanta
Most memorable moment in canoe: Missing 4 shots in a row at LDL (if only someone taught us to shoot....)
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Robert (and I'd do it easily)

Course: English Literature and Hispanic Studies
Favourite Artist/Band: Fall Out Boy
Go-to Meal Deal: Gluten free egg mayo (wish this existed), apricot red bull, snickers
Most memorable moment in canoe: Taking scenic detours on the way to every trip
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Rob

Course: Chemistry
Favourite Artist/Band: The Strokes
Go-to Meal Deal: Beef and Red Leicester sandwich, beef crisps, white monster
Most memorable moment in canoe: Going out in Nottingham on Halloween before a tournament
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Most of them if my body doesn’t break 💀

Course: Biomedical Science
Favourite Artist/Band: Jennifer Simmard
Go-to Meal Deal: Ploughman's, porkpie, smoothie
Most memorable moment in canoe: First roll
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? Possibly Andrew or Issy

Course: Electronics Engineering
Favourite Artist/Band: Don't have one
Go-to Meal Deal: Anything with pickled onion monster munch and an Irn-bru
Most memorable moment in canoe: Probably binning other people, thats like the best part
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? All of them easy, I'd happily test that too

Course: Maths
Favourite Artist/Band: The Strokes or Gorillaz
Go-to Meal Deal: Chicken Triple (more sandwich per sandwich), Cornish pasty (elite "snack") and a Cold one (should be in a meal deal)
Most memorable moment in canoe: Playing my first ever game of Canoe Polo in Varsity and having no idea what was going on
Which exec do you think you could beat in a fight? James Lynn
2025/26
Presidents: Cameron and Alex
Vice Presidents: Peter and Robert
Secretary: Charlotte
Treasurers: Will and Laura
Kit Secs: James (“Frames”) and Issy
Coaches: Ellen and Tom
Tour/Tournament: Seb and Hannah
Charity Office: Saphire
Social Secs: Dylan and Evie
Webmonkey: Megan
Welfare: Saphire and Dylan
Secretaries: Peter and Neil
Treasurers: Ben and Jamie
Kit Secs: James (''Jelly'') and Samuel
Coaches: Martin and Daniel
Tour/Tournament: James (''John'') and Molly
Charity Officer: Alexandra
Social Secs: Ollie and James (''Jesus'')
Webmonkey: Archie
Welfare: James (''John'')
Vice President: Lucas
Secretaries: James ("Brother") and Yousuf
Treasurers: Jamie and Alex
Kit Secs: Ed and Cai
Coaches: Sean and James ("Prime")
Tour/Tournament: Sarah and Dan
Charity Officer: Molly
Social Secs: James ("John") and Emma
Webmonkey: Lucy
Welfare: Toby
2021/22
Presidents: Sarah and James
Vice President: Sam
Secretaries: Dean and Adi
Treasurers: Rowan and Alex
Kit Secs: Fresher Chris and Sean
Coaches: Joe and Dan
Tour/Tournament: Dan and Tara
Social Secs: Adi and Beth
Webmonkey: Lucy
Welfare: Jamie
Women's Officer: Lucy
2020/21
Presidents: Owen and Claudia
Vice President: Grady
Secretaries: Sarah and Laura
Treasurers: Alwin and Lara
Kit Secs: Rowan and Adriana
Coaches: Sam and Joe
Tour/Tournament: Lara and Tara
Social Secs: James and Dan
Webmonkey: Fresher Chris
2019/20
Presidents: Fresher Chris and Joe
Vice President: Seb
Secretaries: Lara and Claudia
Treasurers: Rowan and Jonathan
Kit Secs: Alwin and Ollie
Coaches: Dan...again and Lara
Tour/Tournament: Beta and Dan
Social Secs: Owen and Cameron
Webmonkey: Jack
Outreach: Grady
2018/19
Presidents: Hannah and Lara
Vice President: Beta
Secretaries: Jonathan and Jon
Treasurers: Liam and Luke
Kit Secs: Rowan and Joe
Coaches: Dan and Tommaso
Tour/Tournament: Alice and Alpha
Social Secs: D and Fresher Chris
Webmonkey: Elsa
2017/18
Presidents: Hadyn and Josh
Vice President: Elsa
Secretaries: Hannah and Luke
Treasurers: Ivan and Alpha
Kit Secs: Beta and Seb
Coaches: Liam and Ben
Tour/Tournament: Sev and Arun
Social Secs: Lara and Tom
Webmonkey: Will
2016/17
Presidents: Freya and Jeff
Vice President: Jinners
Secretaries: Alpha and Elsa
Treasurers: Ollie and Arun
Kit Secs: Paddles and Ben & Luke
Coaches: Deema and Josh
Tour/Tournament: Hadyn and Nathan
Social Secs: Charlotte and Patrick
Webmonkey: Elise
2015/16
Presidents: Sam and Emma
Vice President: Hadyn
Secretaries: Freya and Shoblin
Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie
Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie
Coaches: Ollie and James
Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie
Social Secs: Jeff and Jallen
Webmonkey: Thom
2014/15
Presidents: Gabs and Anja
Vice President: Jevon
Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn
Treasurers: Sam and Ed
Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce
Coaches: Chris and Jamie
Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby
Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie
Webmonkey: Jinners
2013/14
Presidents: R Dan and Baby
Vice President: Katie
Secretaries: Meriel and Abi
Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red
Kit Secs: Jevon and James
Coaches: Gabs and Nicole
Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel
Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs
Webmonkey: Nathaniel
2012/13
Presidents: Screamer and Eugene
Vice President: Greg
Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce
Treasurers: R Dan and Abi
Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S
Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers
Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo
Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo
Webmonkey: Zippy
2011/12
Presidents: Alice and Jo
Vice President: Nicole
Secretaries: Becky and Jess
Treasurers: Greg and Eugene
Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling
Coaches: Bryce and Madi
Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow
Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W
Webmonkey: Einstein
2010/11
Presidents: Mofo and Yellow
Vice President: Matt R
Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy
Treasurers: Harriet and Darling
Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C
Coaches: Scamrass and Baby
Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie
Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein
Webmonkey: Yellow
2008/09
Presidents: Madi and Cloughy
Vice President: Adam S
Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C
Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S
Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S
Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy
Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B
Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M
Webmonkey: Stephen B