Course: 2nd Year PPE part 2; Electric Boogaloo

(Almost) interesting fact: The ancient Greeks believed that redheads became vampires after they died

Claim to fame: Featuring in Warwick Canoe carnage

Kayak of choice: I have a love-hate relationship with the PTX

Last swam: Town Falls

Favourite paddling place: Etive

Would love to paddle: your mum

Liver destroyer of choice: Tequila

Course: 3rd year mech engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”

Claim to fame: My girlfriend's dad was the mayor of my village

Boat of choice: B3

Position of choice: Upright

Last swam: It's not swimming, it's underwater kayaking

Liver destroyer of choice: Baileys...

Course: 2nd Year Computer Science

(Almost) interesting fact: You can't melt human flesh because at a high enough temperature the oxygen in the cells just combusts and incinerates everything. Yes, I am now on a government watchlist.

Claim to fame: Most frequent purchaser of Whitley Neill gin in the UK. Probably.

Kayak of choice: Wait, you guys get to choose?

Last swam: In a pool

Favourite paddling place: In water

Would love to paddle: you. Hmu.

Liver destroyer of choice: Did I mention I like gin?

Course: 3rd Year Biomedical Science

(Almost) interesting fact: The longest English word is 189,819 letters long

Claim to fame: I have trained at the Royal Ballet School

Boat of choice: A medium-ish one

Position of choice: Upright!!

Last swam: Not for a whole year (due to COVID rather than skill)

Liver destroyer of choice: The River Leam water probably hits hardest

Course: Final year Maths & Physics

(Almost) interesting fact: The river Dart gets its name from an ancient Brythonic word meaning 'river where oaks grow'

Claim to fame: Possibly the only person foolish enough to be treasurer twice

Kayak of choice: Pyranha Ripper

Last swam: Not recently enough

Favourite paddling place: Anywhere with nice waves and deep eddies

Would love to paddle: in Scotland again

Liver destroyer of choice: Dried leaves of Camellia sinensis stewed in boiling water with a dash of bovine lactation

Course: Maths (2/3rd year)

(Almost) interesting fact: The microwave was first invented as a method for warming up frozen hamsters

Claim to fame: Only one not also on the canoe exec (Booooo!)

Boat of choice: Something floaty

Position of choice: *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Last swam: Last time I paddled

Liver destroyer of choice: Something that I won't remember the next day

Course: 2nd Year Economics

(Almost) interesting fact: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows

Claim to fame: Once kayaked past Dev Patel while he was on set

Kayak of choice: Jackson Rockstar

Last swam: A sticky wave at Lee Valley

Favourite paddling place: River Dart

Would love to paddle: Anywhere in New Zealand

Liver destroyer of choice: Guiness

Course: 3rd Year Mechanical and Manufacturing Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: I was refused leave from Russia for 3 days

Claim to fame: I found the most intense place to swim on right angle

Boat of choice: GT

Position of choice: Goal

Liver destroyer of choice: Pure shots

Course: 3rd Year Mechanical and Manufacturing Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: I was refused leave from Russia for 3 days

Claim to fame: I found the most intense place to swim on right angle

Kayak of choice: GT

Last swam: The Dee

Favourite paddling place: Etive

Would love to paddle: Alps

Liver destroyer of choice: Pure shots

Course: 4th Year Engineering

(Almost) interesting fact: Vacuum cleaners were originally horse-drawn.

Claim to fame: I once made a 200 meter long paper chain

Boat of choice: One that floats

Last swam: The breast-stroke

Position of choice: Spectator

Would love to paddle: In a world without geese

Liver destroyer of choice: (Aldi's cheapest) Red-wine and lemonade

Course: 2nd year Engineer

(Almost) interesting fact: Life hack: If you sleep until lunchtime, you only have to pay for two meals instead of three.

Claim to fame: 1st person in Sussex to get Swine flu

Kayak of choice: B3

Last swam: It's not swimming, it's underwater kayaking

Favourite paddling place: Ping Pong table

Would love to paddle: On surf :(

Liver destroyer of choice: Baileys... obviously

Course: 2nd Year Engineering of some sort

(Almost) interesting fact: I have been stopped from leaving Russia before for 2 days

Claim to fame: Found the most interesting place to swim at the top of right angle

Kayak of choice: Something that stays upright but is easy to roll

Last swam: Every day of Scotland

Favourite paddling place: River Etive

Would love to paddle: Somewhere where it isn't freezing

Liver destroyer of choice: Whatever is the strongest thing you provide