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Course: MEng Electronic Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: The Beatles song ‘A Day in the Life’ contains frequencies only dogs can hear
Claim to fame: There's a slim chance my kayak belonged to Bren Orton (a big deal)
Kayak of choice: #ripperup
Last swam: Technically when I last tried to get out of my boat
Favourite paddling place: CIWW is still the best place for anyone to improve
Would love to paddle: in New Zealand
Liver destroyer of choice: Whiskey Cask
Course: 3rd Year Biomedical Science
(Almost) interesting fact: Bubble wrap was originally created to be wallpaper
Claim to fame: I’m currently in a court case by proxy against Tony Blair’s wife
Boat of choice: A polo one
Position of choice: First
Last swam: The pool 😅
Would love to paddle: Flat water
Liver destroyer of choice: I’m partial to a Jägerbomb
Course: 3rd Year Applied Engineering Programme
(Almost) interesting fact: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
Claim to fame: I'm now on the canoe website
Kayak of choice: Big Bertha of course (Burn 3 XL)
Last swam: The Dee, Town Falls
Favourite paddling place: Cardiff International Whitewater
Would love to paddle: The Etive
Liver destroyer of choice: Cheeky bottle of Asahi
Course: 2nd Year Biomedical Science
(Almost) interesting fact: Alcohol consumption improves your ability to pick up and speak a foreign language
Claim to fame: My old Spanish teacher was on the great British bake off
Kayak of choice: Something I fit in
Last swam: Yesterday (at the time of writing this)
Favourite paddling place: Scotland
Liver destroyer of choice: Alcohol.
Course: 3rd Year Data Science
(Almost) interesting fact: Elephants are the only animal to have 4 forward facing knees
Claim to fame: Had to go to the out of hours after first freshers trip
Boat of choice: M2
Position of choice: binning people
Last swam: Force Falls
Course: 3rd Year Mechanical & Manufacturing Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: The earliest stage of frostbite is called frostnip
Claim to fame: I am one of the very few club northerners
Kayak of choice: The beautiful Concava
Last swam: Scotland, obviously
Favourite paddling place: Etive
Would love to paddle: Sean
Liver destroyer of choice: Aldi vodka, aka. spicy water
Course: 4th Year Mathematics
(Almost) interesting fact: You don't need oxygen to survive the rest of your life!
Claim to fame: "Can Hand-Roll"
Boat of choice: S5
Position of choice: *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Last swam: I don't swim, I "fail to roll"... often
Course: 2nd Year Physics
(Almost) interesting fact: Tyromancy is a form of divination using cheese to predict the future
Claim to fame: I’ve paddled with Harry Price (British Freestyle champion)
Kayak of choice: Jackson Rockstar
Last swam: CIWW
Favourite paddling place: Anywhere not on scrape
Would love to paddle: in Scotland with water
Liver destroyer of choice: Dried leaves of Camellia sinensis stewed in boiling water with a dash of bovine lactation
Course: 2nd Year Discrete Mathematics
(Almost) interesting fact: The BBC liked to use the train I got on for filming people walking on trains
Claim to fame: Was the only member who stepped up to do kit
Boat of choice: A small boat
Position of choice: Under the goal and away from the bins
Last swam: The last tournament
Course: MORSE
(Almost) interesting fact: There are more wheels than doors
Claim to fame: I saved Honey G’s life
Kayak of choice: Lola
Last swam: Dolcies
Favourite paddling place: CIWW
Would love to paddle: Jamie
Liver destroyer of choice: Sambuca
Course: 4th Year Mechanical Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: My mum once got into a local newspaper for complaining about some dirt
Claim to fame: Once had a conversation with the old lady from Hotel Trouble on CBBC
Kayak of choice: Long and made of fibreglass
Last swam: Cardiff
Position of choice: Upside down
Liver destroyer of choice: Baileys
Course: PPE (ish)
(Almost) interesting fact: You're more likely to get a computer virus from visiting religious sites than porn sites
Claim to fame: Top of the swim chart!
Kayak of choice: My Milo
Last swam: Ski Jump, Tryweryn
Favourite paddling place: Gazza
Would love to paddle: Forward
Liver destroyer of choice: Tequila <3
Course: Placement Year Mechanical & Manufacturing Engineering
(Almost) interesting fact: Dolphins sleep with one eye open
Claim to fame: Facilitated brother's 3-day alcohol intervention on Scotland
Boat of choice: The Hydro
Last swam: Dolcies on the Findhorn
Position of choice: Captain
Would love to paddle: The Upper Dart
Liver destroyer of choice: Russian Danger Water
Course: 3rd Year History
(Almost) interesting fact: every single whetherspoons pub has a different carpet design
Claim to fame: I touched Niall Horan’s hair at a Rizzle Kicks concert when I was 9
Boat of choice: the smallest one
Last swam: In the pool when Sean binned me
Favourite paddling place: Somewhere warm
Position of choice: Anywhere but goal
Would love to paddle: In a straight line
Liver destroyer of choice: Anywhere but goal
Course: 2nd Year MORSE
(Almost) interesting fact: You are 1% shorter in the evening than in the morning
Claim to fame: On a first name basis with the owners of Leamington Drinks
Kayak of choice: Crystal Explorer
Last swam: The Dee
Position of choice: Propping brother up
Would love to paddle: Instead of working every weekend
Liver destroyer of choice: Venom
Course: 2nd Year Physics
(Almost) interesting fact: Lemons float in water, but limes sink
Claim to fame: Got onto the polo exec without a membership
Kayak of choice: Mambino
Last swam: Last time I paddled
Favourite paddling place: Etive
Liver destroyer of choice: Gin
Course: 3rd Year History
(Almost) interesting fact: There's a lego bridge in Germany that you can walk across
Claim to fame: Caused 3 hours worth of boat rescuing chaos
Kayak of choice: The RPM when it's not too cold
Last swam: Head-banger on Spean Gorge
Favourite paddling place: Scotland
Would love to paddle: Canadian Coast
Course: 3rd Year Computer Science
(Almost) interesting fact: Lava lamps have been around longer than Warwick Uni
Claim to fame: Capsized half way down Town Falls
Kayak of choice: Anything long enough for my legs
Last swam: Whenever I last paddled
Favourite paddling place: CIWW
Would love to paddle: Without falling in *sigh*
Liver destroyer of choice: Purple (duh?)
2021/22
Presidents: Sarah and James
Vice President: Sam
Secretaries: Dean and Adi
Treasurers: Rowan and Alex
Kit Secs: Fresher Chris and Sean
Coaches: Joe and Dan
Tour/Tournament: Dan and Tara
Social Secs: Adi and Beth
Webmonkey: Lucy
Welfare: Jamie
Women's Officer: Lucy
2020/21
Presidents: Owen and Claudia
Vice President: Grady
Secretaries: Sarah and Laura
Treasurers: Alwin and Lara
Kit Secs: Rowan and Adriana
Coaches: Sam and Joe
Tour/Tournament: Lara and Tara
Social Secs: James and Dan
Webmonkey: Fresher Chris
2019/20
Presidents: Fresher Chris and Joe
Vice President: Seb
Secretaries: Lara and Claudia
Treasurers: Rowan and Jonathan
Kit Secs: Alwin and Ollie
Coaches: Dan...again and Lara
Tour/Tournament: Beta and Dan
Social Secs: Owen and Cameron
Webmonkey: Jack
Outreach: Grady
2018/19
Presidents: Hannah and Lara
Vice President: Beta
Secretaries: Jonathan and Jon
Treasurers: Liam and Luke
Kit Secs: Rowan and Joe
Coaches: Dan and Tommaso
Tour/Tournament: Alice and Alpha
Social Secs: D and Fresher Chris
Webmonkey: Elsa
2017/18
Presidents: Hadyn and Josh
Vice President: Elsa
Secretaries: Hannah and Luke
Treasurers: Ivan and Alpha
Kit Secs: Beta and Seb
Coaches: Liam and Ben
Tour/Tournament: Sev and Arun
Social Secs: Lara and Tom
Webmonkey: Will
2016/17
Presidents: Freya and Jeff
Vice President: Jinners
Secretaries: Alpha and Elsa
Treasurers: Ollie and Arun
Kit Secs: Paddles and Ben & Luke
Coaches: Deema and Josh
Tour/Tournament: Hadyn and Nathan
Social Secs: Charlotte and Patrick
Webmonkey: Elise
2015/16
Presidents: Sam and Emma
Vice President: Hadyn
Secretaries: Freya and Shoblin
Treasurers: Lauren and Ollie
Kit Secs: Little Sam and Charlie
Coaches: Ollie and James
Tour/Tournament: Christal and Jamie
Social Secs: Jeff and Jallen
Webmonkey: Thom
2014/15
Presidents: Gabs and Anja
Vice President: Jevon
Secretaries: Nicky and Hadyn
Treasurers: Sam and Ed
Kit Secs: Hadyn and Bryce
Coaches: Chris and Jamie
Tour/Tournament: Ed and Baby
Social Secs: Lauren and Jamie
Webmonkey: Jinners
2013/14
Presidents: R Dan and Baby
Vice President: Katie
Secretaries: Meriel and Abi
Treasurers: Tom Jin and Red
Kit Secs: Jevon and James
Coaches: Gabs and Nicole
Tour/Tournament: Stu and James & Nathaniel
Social Secs: Jevon and Gabs
Webmonkey: Nathaniel
2012/13
Presidents: Screamer and Eugene
Vice President: Greg
Secretaries: Aleks and Bryce
Treasurers: R Dan and Abi
Kit Secs: Alex 'Eric' Baker and Jedi Master Darling & Padawan James S
Coaches: Nathaniel and Blackers
Tour/Tournament: Long Game and Jo
Social Secs: Stabby and Bilbo
Webmonkey: Zippy
2011/12
Presidents: Alice and Jo
Vice President: Nicole
Secretaries: Becky and Jess
Treasurers: Greg and Eugene
Kit Secs: Long Game and Darling
Coaches: Bryce and Madi
Tour/Tournament: Eilidh and Yellow
Social Secs: Chunder and Nicky W
Webmonkey: Einstein
2010/11
Presidents: Mofo and Yellow
Vice President: Matt R
Secretaries: Erin D and Rachy
Treasurers: Harriet and Darling
Kit Secs: Screamer and Richard C
Coaches: Scamrass and Baby
Tour/Tournament: LSD and Alfie
Social Secs: Alice, Cloughy and Einstein
Webmonkey: Yellow
2008/09
Presidents: Madi and Cloughy
Vice President: Adam S
Secretaries: Dunphy and Richard C
Treasurers: Peter K and Rachel S
Kit Secs: Robert S and Adam S
Coaches: Einstein and Cloughy
Tour/Tournament: Matthew S and Jonathan B
Social Secs: Blackmore and Sarah M
Webmonkey: Stephen B