News
Tales of Cock
Anyone fond of Sex on the Beach? Or perhaps you just fancy a Slow Comfortable Screw? Whatever your tastes, you'll be sure to finish with a Screaming Orgasm at the Canoe Club Cocktails this Thursday.
Jackets have arrived! Hooray!
Your new snugly warm jackets are now in a box on the balcony, collect them at any pool session. :)
What's Happening This Term
Week Social Canoe Polo
3
Monday
Rolling Session 20:30-21:30
Wednesday
POP! Roman Theme
Saturday
Ladies Cheltenham Tournament
Sunday
Warwick BÔÇÖs and Ladies Tournament
4
Thursday
Cocktails 20:00
Friday-Sunday
Refreshers Trip
5
Tuesday
Bowling 20:00
6
Thursday
Real Ale
Friday-Sunday
Slalom
7
Thursday 
19:00 Film Night
Saturday
National League
8
Wednesday 
POP!
Friday-Sunday
Trip TBC
9
Friday 
19:00 Pub Golf
Sunday
Warwick Spring Tournament
10
Thursday 
19:00 Laser Quest
Sunday
National League
Monday night week 3 (23rd Jan)
Hello Everyone
This week's monday session will be devoted to teaching people to learn to roll. With Easter Tour looming this has been a request.
As such, THERE WILL BE NO PLAYBOATING. Sorry but we will need as much of the pool and as many people confident in teaching a roll as possible. It is only for one week so I'm hoping people will lend a hand.
For those of you not confident in you roll, this will be a very useful session and I emphasise coming along as it is unlikely we will run another session like this before Easter Tour.
Post on here if you're planning to attend, and in what capacity i.e. teaching or learning
See you all tomorrow
Bryce
Refreshers Trip
Feeling the January blues? Well don't worry, Refreshers Trip is fast approaching! This is a trip taking place in North Wales and we will be staying in a bunkhouse. If you're planning on coming on our amazing Scotland Tour, you will need to have been on at least two river trips, so Refreshers will be one of the best opportunities to get this experience if you have not been lucky enough to go on a trip with us yet. This trip is taking place at the end of Week 4, (3rd - 5th February for those working in real time). It will cost £35 and will include a meal on the Saturday night. 
Signup will go up at 5pm tomorrow evening (Friday 20th), so sign up quickly to avoid missing out on a place! 
Your very excited Vice President 
Canoe Logo Competition!
I'm sure you've all seen the awesome 'Who Dares Swims' logo on the back of the canoe hoodies by now, but this has been around for many years and so now we are looking for something new...
We are running a competition for a new canoe logo, the winner shall receive a fabulous hoody for free!!
Keep it fairly simple, remember that it has to be printed onto hoodies all in one colour  and that it must  include the words 'Warwick Canoe'.
Email entries to r.a.stevens@warwick.ac.uk or hand any paper copies to me or any of the exec that you trust!
Deadline:  Sunday 29th Jan
Good luck and get creative!
Becky :)
Socials coming up
Hi all, cheers for making Friday loads of fun, we hope you all enjoyed it too. We've got loads of great social this term which are now all on the calendar for you to look at, but we thought we'd give you a heads up on the next couple. THIS THURSDAY we will be currying at Millennium Baltic in Leamington Spa from 7:30 (busses from campus at around 7. We'll be taking advantage of the excellent food and cheap cheap drinks there before going off to a few of Leamington's fine establishments (and Kelseys) finishing in evolve if people are up for it. WEDNESDAY WEEK 3 we will be heading to our first Pop social of term and it is going to be a cracking one we promise. Our fancy dress theme will be ROMANS and in keeping with this we will be attempting to get as many members of the club as possible to complete a centurion. (that's 100 shots of beer/cider/water, one a minute for 100 minutes). Buy your circling tickets in advance now from the SU website. Lots of love, Your social sex
Wednesday Session Cancelled (Canoe)
Hi all, Just to let you know, there will be no Canoe pool session this Wednesday evening (I believe Polo may be running a session instead). This is because we are instead going to the Nene on Wednesday afternoon. If you haven't yet signed up for this but would like to go then there are still a few places left on this trip, sign up on our website as normal. Cost will be no more than £10, we will be meeting at 11 to pack boats and leaving at 12 (so those with lectures until then can still go) returning to campus for around 6. See you then!
Friday Social
Start of term getting you down?
Tournament Contributions
Hello lovely polo playing people!
Hope everyone has had a wonderful Christmas break and New Years and looking forward to a term full of polo competition and tournaments. But sorry to be a party pooper but I do need to collect oustanding money owed from the tournaments last term.
So please check your name against the lists below and bring your money to either pool sessions this week. Your name might appear more than once!
Cheltenham Ladies Tournament - £11.70 each
Jo
Becky
1st National League Tournament - £9.50 each/ £3.50 OGs
Darling
Dom
Potter
Dr. John
National League 3/12 - £9.20 each
Darling
Andrew Clough
Baby Clough
Yellow
Deller
Byrce
Dan Scott
Nicky
Jo
Jess
Nicole
ULU Tournament - £12.50 each
Andrew
Potter
Jo
Madi
Nicky
So yes, please bring your money to the pool session tonight or on friday. If you can't make the pool sessions, I'll be on campus after 12 on tuesday and most of friday.
Cheers,
Eugene