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Frehsers Trip

Posted 16y 4mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Barnet

Morning All,

This is a reminder email (mainly aimed at frehsers) to let you know that we will be putting up a sign up for the freshers trip tomorrow (Sunday 18th) at 10:00am. The trip will be done on a first come, first served basis.

The plan is to head down to south Wales leaving late afternoon on Friday 23rd October and returning in the evening on Sunday the 25th October. We have booked an awesome looking bunkhouse, with beds, a kitchen, a drying room and even underfloor heating. We will be using this trip to give you an introduction to white water and skills on moving water. Currently the cost is looking like it will be around the £40 mark, but this may change slightly. This would cover, transport, accomodation and kit. The sign up will be on the website, under the link 'Trips'.

Essential info: Freshers trip, wicked fun, weekend away from the bubble (23rd-25th), sign up tomorrow at 10am.

Barnet

P.s More info will be emailed if you are confirmed a place on the trip. If you have any questions feel free to email back or post on the website (probably faster responses...)

Welcome to canoe polo - coaching, teams, rules

Posted 16y 4mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Doc Brown
Hello old and new members.

Thought I'd send an e-mail about the training/coaching/teams side of things that I'm responsible for.

First, getting better:

It's probably a brand new sport to some of you and maybe for others you haven't had much coaching before. If you're confused about tactics, or want to do some training of your own, I've written up and linked to a load of information here including technique videos (excellent for improving your maneouvreing), tips on throwing, weights exercises, on water fitness training, and attacking and defensive tactics: http://www.warwickcanoe.co.uk/site/polotraining/home/ Be critical of yourself, try to teach yourself new things, and if you want to practice boat skills on their own without the balls and teams, come to a Monday canoeing session and ask someone for help. It's a lot easier to learn the team and ball skills aspect if you've got the moving around in a boat sorted. I hope to run training sessions on the local river (Leam) soon.

Next, teams:

We usually have a men's A, men's B and a ladies team. Once you have become a paddling legend using the skills above, you'll need a team. This year men's 'A' and 'B' teams will not be chosen until a few weeks before our tournament. Nothing will stay fixed, so after this changes can be made and no one is guaranteed a place. Hopefully this should encourage fair competition for places!

Finally, rules, good to know:

There's a summary of the rules here: http://www.warwickcanoe.co.uk/site/polorules/ If you can't be arsed to read them for now, three simple ones that we will be strict on -
1) Do not hit another boat hard at close to 90 degrees, it will break, you will be sent off if it's severe. Sorry to sound harsh, but the boats are expensive and we need to look after them!
2) Do not go for the ball with a paddle if someone is trying to get it with their hand.
3) Don't push the goal keeper with your boat or hand, unless they have the ball, that's just one of the rules.

That's enough e-mail now! Hope you are all well, and see you next Tuesday, if not before!

G raham (Canoe Polo Coaching Secretary)

Trip to River Leam

Posted 16y 4mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Steve
Hey everybody

We are running a freshers trip to the River Leam (in Leamington, no less). It will be a good practice on a river, outside of the pool. There will be some coaching and some games so should be a fun day out! If you are a fresher or live on campus, we will be assembling at the sports centre at 9:00. Bring some spare change (about £3) for the bus and £3 for the van rental.

Signup is under trips on the warwickcanoe.co.uk website.

See you there! (and at Pop!)

Steve

POP Wednesday 14th

Posted 16y 4mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Mofo
Hi all!

Are you ready for a two and a half hour long happy hour?
Are you ready to start the year by embarrassing yourself?

I am!

POP is here so, WEDNESDAY 14th (week 2) 7pm in the Copper rooms.
Theme will be Hi-Vis, so time to get out the neon paints and fluorescent jackets.

Circling starts at 7:15, punishments for lateness and rubbish costumes


Your lovely social secs
(I'm excited already)


Kelseys

Posted 16y 4mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Mofo
Hi all,

Anyone fancy Kelseys this wednesday (7th)? I suggest meeting there at 8:30 and see what happens from there!

Post below just so I know who to expect. 

Ta,
Mofo xx

No Friday Polo this week :(

Posted 16y 4mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: P Gizzle
Unfortunately there are swimming lessons in the pool this week on Friday morning so no polo session.

We are still on as normal Tuesday at 7:15

Freshers!

Posted 16y 5mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Barnet
Welcome to the Canoe & Canoe Polo Clubs.

Come down and try out kayaking or polo at one of our pool sessions in the sports centre swimming pool. All you need to bring is swimming kit (and a t-shirt for polo).

Canoe sessions:
Mondays 8:30-9:30pm
Thursdays 3:00-4:00pm
Friday 8:00-9:00pm (in Week 1 & 2 only).

Canoe Polo
Tuesdays 7:15-9:30pm.

Have a browse of the website and take a look at the photos section to see what we have been up to over the last year. Head over to our stands at the sports fair on Tuesday too.

See you soon!

Pete
Canoe El Presidente

NEWS FLASH!! Extra polo session this week only!

Posted 16y 5mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: P Gizzle
That's right folks this week only Thursday 1500 - 1600 Extra polo session. This is on top wednesdays normal polo session. See you all there.

holiday polo boat storage

Posted 16y 6mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: P Gizzle
I've just spoken to blackmore who's up at uni. Apparantewly the boats are in a shit state on the balcony. Please store the boats nicely, we are aware that half of them are broken but they aren't going to get any better if they are treated like shit!

Surf tour t shirt names

Posted 16y 7mth ago by Some Old Git
Posted by: Quaggers
Alreet gang, Hope everyones having a great summer, I know I am. As mentioned on the surf tour, promoprint really cocked up the order for the t shirts, and missed out many peoples names, so on behalf of them, I apologise. We are trying to get some kind of compensation sorted out, and will let you know what happens. In the meantime, here is the list that should have appeared on the t shirts*: Madi ÔÇÿThe FlailÔÇÖ McDonald Dom ÔÇÿClango-sexualÔÇÖ Stone Robb ÔÇÿJos├®ÔÇÖ Dunphy Pete ÔÇ£At least my children will be well cared forÔÇØ Kennedy Boris ÔÇÿManofÔÇÖ Johnson Rich ÔÇÿNasal G.R.I.D.ÔÇÖ Beckett Matt ÔÇÿBonkersÔÇÖ Soman Matt ÔÇÿThe BerserkerÔÇÖ Blackmore Nigel ÔÇÿUp zee pooperÔÇÖ Markey Iain ÔÇÿInsert cock hereÔÇÖ Embrey Steve 'BONGÔÇÖ Brown - Please note Steve changed his own name on the t shirt...for shame Andy ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre a wanker, youÔÇÖre a wankerÔÇØ Clough Rich ÔÇ£yes, IÔÇÖm still in the closetÔÇØ Clabon ÔÇÿIÔÇÖm easy like...ÔÇÖRachel Smith Adam ÔÇÿGokÔÇÖ Sutton Jon ÔÇÿthe tartÔÇÖ Bradley Gayman ÔÇÿThe ReceiverÔÇÖ Knob Hurts Benjo ÔÇ£I want to ride my bicycleÔÇØ Mc. Saxby Ralph ÔÇÿThe lighthouse keeperÔÇÖ Robinson Jen ÔÇ£YouÔÇÖre not getting a ride a ride on THIS bikeÔÇØ Killeen Amba ÔÇÿThe First LadyÔÇÖ Kennedy Matt ÔÇÿThe RatÔÇÖ Rogers Emma ÔÇÿThe PiedÔÇÖ Piper Andy ÔÇÿRoadkillÔÇÖ Moffatt Owen ÔÇÿOWEN JONESÔÇÖ Jones Wenjamin ÔÇ£I canÔÇÖt feel my brainsÔÇØ Wangstein Jurga ÔÇÿKalashnikovÔÇÖ Jakutyte Harriet ÔÇÿPaparazziÔÇÖ Pearce Becci ÔÇÿThe cunning linguistÔÇÖ Arnold Sam ÔÇÿBournevilleÔÇÖ Camrass Matt ÔÇÿBarryÔÇÖ Clough Sarah ÔÇÿScissorsÔÇÖ Blair Alex ÔÇÿwolleYÔÇÖ Chamberlain Joe ÔÇÿWhat should I do next?ÔÇÖ Lea Helen ÔÇÿEwe wouldÔÇÖ Hocknell Adam ÔÇ£cause swimmingÔÇÖs too easyÔÇØ Talbot Kirsty ÔÇÿNot quite Three hoursÔÇÖ Hounsell Katherine ÔÇÿGILFÔÇÖ Byrne Tom ÔÇÿMy Probe hurtsÔÇÖ Probert Vince ÔÇ£IÔÇÖm such a bad ChristianÔÇØ Smith David ÔÇÿChunder BrigadierÔÇÖ Kaye Mikayla ÔÇÿLesboÔÇÖ Ward Xain ÔÇÿlesbienneÔÇÖ Joy Chris ÔÇÿThe Gentle GiantÔÇÖ Hunter Katie ÔÇÿLadbrokesÔÇÖ Keeley Greg ÔÇ£Let me hold you in my strong armsÔÇØ Chandler Tom ÔÇÿMascaraÔÇÖ White Rob ÔÇÿChazz Michael MichaelsÔÇÖ Deller Thrumpton ÔÇÿYour cock my mouth?ÔÇØ Potter ÔÇÿNo More Mr. NiceÔÇÖ Guy Howlett Rees ÔÇ£SweedeÔÇØ Walker Kat ÔÇÿInsert short essay hereÔÇÖ McGeough Katherine ÔÇÿSave meÔÇÖ Palmer Alfie ÔÇÿThe TankÔÇÖ Hatt Chad ÔÇÿThe FaceÔÇÖ Strongman Andy ÔÇÿThe PostmanÔÇÖ Knight Ali ÔÇÿGayhamptonÔÇÖ Barnett St. John ÔÇÿYou will always have a place in our heartsÔÇÖ Pebble Enjoy the rest of the long break guys Quagmire *I have little/no responsibility for the content of this email. All the nicknames were devised from members of the club that are leaving, and the names aren't meant to offend anyone, they are just light banter. If you do have any problems with them though, please email: crymeafuckingriver@warwickcanoe.co.uk