OFFICIAL TRASH TALK PAGE!
Here are the RAGE! teams!
Team1 Andrew Ã”Ã‡Ã¿Project CHLOEÃ”Ã‡Ã– McClough, The Jevon Adams, Samuel Ã”Ã‡Ã¿PaedoÃ”Ã‡Ã– Davies, Christlock Holmes, Hazza Pearce, Jennie Ã”Ã‡Ã–10,000,000Ã”Ã‡Ã– Stanford
Team2 Matthew Ã”Ã‡Ã¿ByrneÃ”Ã‡Ã– Bryce, MADison McClougvin, Flerminater Heitz, Hadyn Lucky Parker, Oliver Ã”Ã‡Ã¿The TorrentÃ”Ã‡Ã– Tarrant, Sam Ã”Ã‡Ã¿probably Chaz, maybe DaveÃ”Ã‡Ã– Hennem
Team3 Jamie Ã”Ã‡Ã¿3Ã”Ã‡Ã– Anderson, Anjasaurus Rex Humpert, eRich An-dragon, MArkenstone Hadley, Jeff Ã”Ã‡Ã¿Like the wolfÃ”Ã‡Ã– Howells, Lozza Ã”Ã‡Ã¿no pains; noÃ”Ã‡Ã– Gaines
Team4 Gabriel Ã”Ã‡Ã¿KonquerorÃ”Ã‡Ã– Kempski, Matt Ã”Ã‡Ã¿BabyfaceÃ”Ã‡Ã– Clough, Emma #Beaney4Beanies, Charlie Ã”Ã‡Ã¿SheenÃ”Ã‡Ã– Perera, Philip Ã”Ã‡Ã¿ShooterÃ”Ã‡Ã– Scholten, Thom Ã”Ã‡Ã¿Look LeftÃ”Ã‡Ã– Millward
Tuesday 28th April at normal polo time (8-10pm) will see the glorious combatations between Team1 Vs Team2 followed by Team3 Vs Team4
There will be a short preliminary half, operating a first come first served basis, beforehand.
Hi all you poloerÃ”Ã‡Ã–s :)
The prodigious RAGE! League entrants have volunteered as tribute!
All members shall view and rank this band of couRAGEous polo players!
Matt Ã”Ã‡Ã¿BabyÃ”Ã‡Ã– Clough
Andrew Ã”Ã‡Ã¿ChloeÃ”Ã‡Ã– McClough
Rob Ã”Ã‡Ã¿JeffÃ”Ã‡Ã– Howells
Matthew Ã”Ã‡Ã¿BryceÃ”Ã‡Ã– Byrne
Samuel Ã”Ã‡Ã¿PaedoÃ”Ã‡Ã– Davies
Hadyn Luke Parker
Cast your judgement upon these brave many.
Rank players from 1 to 10 inclusive with 1 being the worst and 10 the best. Men and women are obviously on the same scale. The rating should be based on how good the player is in general: things like passing, catching, play making, tactics, polo paddling tekkers, shooting, saving, etc.
Please donÃ”Ã‡Ã–t be nice and give everyone high scores as that will skew the system. Also donÃ”Ã‡Ã–t rank too low, you mean bastardsÃ”Ã‡Âª.
Please send your rankings to firstname.lastname@example.org by midnight of Friday the 24th April!
This is essential to the smooth running of the RAGE! League so please be prompt with your ranking response :)
Yours in polo,
Hiya all Poloers,
After the BUCS event in the first weekend of term 3 (24thâ”¬Ã¡April) we will have little left to distract us from that living hell of studying our arses off to acheive.
We need a way to releive the stress and pressure.
Therefore I present to you theâ”¬Ã¡Annual Canoe Polo Warwick RAGE! League!
We sort out 4 teams based on how you rank each other as polo players so that the teams are as fair and equal as possible and this means that players of all abilities can play.
Then, each tuesday starting on the 28th April (week 2), each RAGE! team will play one game as part of the league, with the remaining pool time in the session being just for fun!
The winning RAGE! team at the end of the 6 weeks of matches will win street cred and a fabulous prize!
IF you would like to play in the RAGE! league,â”¬Ã¡please sign up on the trips section of the website. Closing date will beâ”¬Ã¡tuesday 21stâ”¬Ã¡April.
â”¬Ã¡(It doesnt really matter if you cant make a couple of the weeks as there will be 6 weeks worth of matches, but dont sign up if you know that you will be away for the whole term. There will still be games for non-RAGE!-league players, just not as cool)
We will also be running aâ”¬Ã¡Fantasy Polo League!
You will be assigned a budget with which to purchase players to form a team from the people who sign up to the RAGE! League. The value of each player will be determined by the rankings you give each other for the RAGE! League. Players earn points for goals, saves, assists etc. during their RAGE! League games. â”¬Ã¡The cost of entering a team for the fantasy league is â”¬Ãº2 and the managers of the teams coming 1st, 2ndâ”¬Ã¡and 3rdâ”¬Ã¡will receive 60%, 30%, 10% respectivly of the intake for the Fantasy Polo League. (dont worry about the Fantasy Polo League yet, more information will be emailed out on the Wednesday 22rdâ”¬Ã¡April)
So pleaseâ”¬Ã¡sign up for the RAGE! League by 21stâ”¬Ã¡of Aprilâ”¬Ã¡so that we have time to arrange teams and send out details for setting up fantasy league teams. We will start with the RAGE! league competition in Week 2 of next term (28thâ”¬Ã¡April).â”¬Ã¡