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Posted by: Eugene
Hola, everyone who still owe the club money, please bring it to the next polo session. If not, Abi shall terrorise you (:

Posted by: Chunderboy Jr
So, many of you probably awoke this morning with few memories of the night before but a vague feeling of dread that you may have foolishly decided to run for something on the exec. So here it is for the record, and yes YOU are responsible for voting this lot in! Canoe President - Screamer Vice - Greg Secretary - Aleks Treasurer - Rapey Dan Kit - Alex "Eric" Baker Coach - Nathaniel Tour - Long Game Polo President - Eugene Secretary - Bryce Treasurer - Abi Kit - Jedi Master Dave Sparling Kit - Padawan James Stockton Coach - Blackers Tournament - Jo Batting for both teams Social - Stabby Social - Bilbo Web - Zippy

Posted by: Einstein
RICHARD BECKETT [R.A.Beckett@warwick.ac.uk]Actions To: Beckett, Richard 01 May 2012 22:11 Hey The results are in and the teams are as follows Warwick Warriors Value (millions) Matthew Blackmore £14.52 Matt Clough £11.87 Thomas White £11.65 Adam Talbot £10.22 Josie Beever £8.93 Nathaniel Green £7.13 Nicola Woodcock £7.10 Jennifer Grant £2.33 Stoneleigh Slayers Value (millions) Graham Roberts £14.43 Dom Stone £12.08 Alex Chamberlain £11.09 Madison McDonald £10.42 Matthew Rogers £8.93 Nicole Close £7.37 Sam Lowe £5.97 Abi Richardson £3.15 Coventry Crusaders Value (millions) Andrew Clough £14.09 Robert Neave £12.27 Joerdis Burmeier £11.05 Richard Potter £10.23 Eugene Ng £8.71 Erin Dilger £7.42 Mark Hadley £5.96 Harriet Pearce £5.13 Kenilworth Killers Value (millions) Richard Beckett £12.80 Matthew Byrne £12.73 Dave Sparling £10.78 Robert Deller £10.65 Jessica Williams £7.89 Daniel Scott £7.54 Katie Edwards £5.72 James Stockton £5.34 The rules for picking your fantasy teams are: Anyone can pick a team, you don't have to be playing Teams cost £1.50 to enter. There is no limit on the amount of entrants per person. Teams may not be the same as someone elses - 1st post on the forum 1st served Team value may not exceed £65 million Teams may not contain more than 3 players from a real life team Teams must include 8 players Elect a team captain from your squad of 8 - Their score will be doubled All entries must be posted on this news thread by 1915 Tuesday week 3. Teams will be input based on posts at this time. Up to that point you are free to edit/withdraw your team. If a player withdraws from competition due to injury then they will be replaced in any fantasy teams by a random player of the highest possible value not exceeding the value of the injured player. Points awarded as follows. Goal 5 points Assist 5 points Save 2 points Man/woman of the match 5 points Green Card -1 point Yellow Card - 3 points Red Card - 10 points Appearance 1 point A Players (real life) teams goal difference is added to their score (if they played in the match.) i.e. No appearance = 0 points regardless of the goal difference as they weren't responsible for it. Appearance and 3 - 2 victory = 1 (appearance) + 3 (goals for) - 2 (goals against) = 2. Appearance and 4 - 1 loss = 1 (appearance) + 1 (goals for) - (4 goals against) = -2 Prizes (as a percentage of entry money) (Top scorer etc. Will be taken from fantasy league entrants only. Most cards will come from anyone you have been warned - play fair boys and girls) Winner of fantasy league - 40 % 2nd in fantasy league - 25% 3rd in fantasy league - 10% Last in fantasy league - 5% "The Glory Hog Award" (Top scorer) - 5% "The Team Player Award" (Top assister) - 5% "MVP" (Highest fantasy points) - 5 % "The Wise Buy Award" (Best points/cost ratio) - 5% "The Naughty Boy Award" (Highest negative points for cards) - Paddle (dirty) Some interesting stats: the mean player value is £9.23, with the mean player Screamer. Josie is the median player. The most expensive club are the coventry crusaders and the cheapest club are the Stoneleigh slayers. Have fun picking your teams. Einstein

Posted by: Gregory
It's Election time again!!!

This Thursday, 7pm Robin's Well. Be there or be attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis

It's cheap drinks night but say your with Warwick Canoe or Canoe Polo and you'll be let in free of charge (the powers our name has)

Hisses and Evil Glares
Gregory
>:-(

Posted by: Gregory

Hey Boys 'n' Girls,

Sunday Week 3, or Sunday 13th May for those who shun the Warwick Week system, sees the return of Doggy Paddle.

Doggy Paddle is a yearly event in which canoeist of all ages paddle the 18 miles from Leamington to Stratford to raise money for the guide dog's association.

It's a largely flatwater paddle, with a few weirs and one compulsory portages (around the trebuchet of DEATH!!!)

Beverage is often close to hand in an buoyancy aid pocket (Although I could not possible condone an alcoholic beverage being consumed on this day trip)

It's a relaxing, fun break from Exam/Revision stress and a great opportunity to take the duo or the open!

The Cost:

• £10 in entry fees which goes straight to the Guide Dogs for the Blind Association.
• Final transport costs will be worked out when we know numbers, but I will be very shocked if it works out at more than £5 each.

Sign up is on the website now, please sign up asap so we can finalize transport arrangements.

Hugs and Kisses
Gregory
xxxxxx

Posted by: Einstein

Hey

After an excellent performance at BUCS this weekend it's time to start thinking about our yearly rage league. We sort 4 teams based on how you rate eachother as players so that the teams are as even as possible and people of all abilities can play, then each team plays one game a week as part of the league, with the other games in the session being just for fun. We will also be doing a fantasy polo league where you get a certain amount of money with which to buy players who get points for goals, saves, assists etc, but I'll give you more details on that when I know who's playing. If you want to play in the league please sign up on the website. It doesn't matter if you can't make some of the weeks as there will probably be 6 weeks worth of matches, but don't sign up if you're going to be away all term as there will be games for people not playing in the league. I'll be starting to sort out teams this weekend, so if you could sign up by Thursday evening please that would be great.#

Any questions email me at r.a.beckett@warwick.ac.uk

Einstein

Posted by: Gregory

Wednesday Week 4, Term 3 (elsewise known as Wednesday 16th May 2012), Canoe and Canoe Polo will descend upon Leamington and give away pints rather than receive them. I am (unfortunately) referring to pints of BLOOD, not Alcohol.

So if your able to Give Blood

1) Go to http://www.blood.co.uk/

2) Search CV32 4HN

3) Book into LEAMINGTON SPA ROYAL SPA CENTRE (on the 16th May) for 7pm +/- 30 minutes, 7:30pm is the latest they will accept appointments.

Simples!

Also, if you can't/don't want to give blood, don't worry - Please still come as emotional support for those who are and we will then probably go somewhere for food and (not necessarily Alcoholic) drinks.

Book your appointment NOW, don't rely on being able to show up on the night, the times I've been there before, they have been full in advance.

If you happen to be O- or B- please do this, the NHS have put out a special appeal for such donors.

 

Posted by: Gregory

Chris Eastabrook is running a white water safety and rescue course especially for us, which is a really flexible course, beneficial for maximising white water skills.  The course dates would be 9th-11th April.  Its £130.00 per person, but if you are not a finalist half of it can be claimed back from Warwick sport.  This is really good opportunity for some advanced training. Signup before this Friday to register interest.

Sign up can be found here. http://www.warwickcanoe.co.uk/site/trips/trip/231/

Posted by: Chunderboy Jr
So, only one more week of lectures before you're all free for a wonderful 5 weeks of sleeping, eating and avoiding revision (and tour of course). Before you go though, we've got one more social planned: Laser Quest.

Posted by: Jessica

Hi All,

As you should all know by now, BUCS is here very soon and weÔÇÖll be ordering BUCS polo shirts again this year.

TheyÔÇÖll be black with the Warwick logo and ÔÇ£BUCS Canoe Polo 2012ÔÇØ on the front and your name and number printed on the back (in white for the As and Bs and in pink for the ladies).

If you're going to play at BUCs and┬áyouÔÇÖd like a polo shirt┬áplease could you e-mail me (j.williams.11@warwick.ac.uk) or post on here┬áwith your size (see below for sizes available), name and number you want.

The price is £12 each (please pay me either in cash or cheque to WSU).

As itÔÇÖs near the end of term and I want to order them to get here on time, please could you let me know as soon as possible if you want one.

Thankyou,

Jess :)

 

 

Sizes Available:

MenÔÇÖs:

XS = 36ÔÇØ

S = 38ÔÇØ

M = 40ÔÇØ

L = 42/44ÔÇØ

XL = 46ÔÇØ

2XL = 48ÔÇØ

3XL = 50/52ÔÇØ

4XL = 54ÔÇØ

 

Ladies:

XS = 30ÔÇØ (= 8)

S = 32ÔÇØ (= 10)

M = 34ÔÇØ (= 12)

L = 36ÔÇØ (= 14)

XL = 38ÔÇØ (= 16)

2XL = 40ÔÇØ (= 18)

3XL = 42ÔÇØ (= 20)

4XL┬á = 44ÔÇØ (= 22)