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Bryce dances the Tango
As most of you know in less than two weeks I am dancing the tango for charity. I'm not sure which charity - cancer research and guide dogs have been mentioned.
I need your support as I am representing Warwick Canoe and Canoe Polo! As such if no one turns up it makes the club look bad. The event is on the 27th November, Tuesday week 9. Doors open at 6.30 the show starts at 7. Yickets cost £5. Buy your tickets here:
http://www.warwicksu.com/ents/event/9282/
If you're no longer a member of the uni get someone to buy a ticket for you.
As it is a charitable event, if you don't go then the blind, cancerous dogs will die from the polar ice caps melting as holes in the ozone are made by constant pollution. If you let this happen you're a bad person!!!!!
Cantankerous Love
Bryce
Socials!
Shwmae
Fireworks were a success, no casualties (except the tree and that rat..) and Im sure Im not the only person whos feeling a little delicate today.
Next week weÔÇÖre having the Polo socials so look out for another email letting you know whatÔÇÖs going on. Men folk youÔÇÖre going to have to sort yourselves out, women folk weÔÇÖll probably do the usual pillow fighting in our underwear.
Some forward planning for you, sort your lives out and buy your Skool Dayz Week 8 circling (24th November) and Pop Week 9 circling (28th) tickets. Get them NOW!
Small Love
Stabby&Bilbo
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Short Film of the Year 2012
Our very own Nigel Markey has an entry in this years Kayak Session Best Short Film Awards.
http://www.kayaksession.com/best-short-film-awards-2012-vote.php
They're all worth a watch but I genuinely think Breathless in Chile (Nigels video) is the best. So vote for it! Also all the others are pro kayakers so its pretty fukken cool that Nigel is alongside names like Steve Fisher
Vote for Nigel!
Bilbo xxx
Wild Water Racing
Hello competitive souls,
BUCS wildwater racing takes place on 31st Nov to 2nd Dec, which is the weekend of week 9 for those of you who can't use real money.
The competition is a straight downriver race from top to bottom, best time wins. There is also one of the most epic parties of the year which is sure to demolish any chance of success you had.
The best part is it's free courtesy of your university! You know how much they covet those BUCS points.
Sign up on the website NOW as per standard. If you would like to enter any categories other then K1 and K1 teams (C1, C2, K2 etc). Send an email to canoe@warwickcanoe.co.uk.
More info: http://www.bucswwr.org.uk/
Fireworks!
Evening, So this week we're all decending on Greg and Longgame's house for a totally health and safety conscious fireworks night! The plan is to arrive at the Evil League of Evil from around 7 on Thursday. Those of you living on campus or don't know where their house is I'll meet you at the sports centre at 6:30 and go to greggs via tescos for food and boooooze. Reply to this email/comment on the website if you want me to wait for you! Also there's a cost £5 per person as a donation towards the fireworks. Bilbo xx
Dartmoor Trip
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Nudity, Kayaking Kit and Cocktails!
So a standard Thursday with Warwick Canoe.
Reminder to be at the pool 3pm on Thursday for the Right to Play Naked Calendar, itÔÇÖs for charity so if you donÔÇÖt go youÔÇÖre a horrible human being.
Then if youÔÇÖre not too exhausted thereÔÇÖs a kit trip to Leam Boat Centre where they have kindly given us the shop 6-8pm with special offers, 15% off everything, beer and cake. So if youÔÇÖre tired of wearing our pissy club wetsuits or want some decent thermals to keep you warm on the river make sure you come! Greg will be meeting anyone who wants to come at the arts centre bus stop 5ish so let him know and heÔÇÖll wait for you.
THEN itÔÇÖs on to Hoe HQ (my house) for a Halloween themed cocktail night! ThereÔÇÖs a papa johns on the corner so weÔÇÖll order in some pizza, or if youÔÇÖre feeling cheap and dirty then you can grab food from Viallis.
IÔÇÖve put up a sign up for cocktails (┬áhttp://warwickcanoe.co.uk/site/trips/┬á)so I know how much booze to get it. It should come to around ┬ú5 per person.┬á For those of you who canÔÇÖt make kit trip/donÔÇÖt need anything then arrive at mine from about 8, my address is 5 Tachbrook Road.
Welwn ni chi gyd ddydd Iau!
Bilbo xx
Tyne Tour
Tyne Tour 2012 is upon us!
One of the most popular and best trips of the year.
The details:
Leaving Friday 2nd, returning Sunday 4th (week 5) with space in between for 2 days of paddling, 2 evenings of debauchery, 1 firework display and 1 rampant ceilidh*, all the while surrounded by a smorgasbord of kayakers from all around the country, staying at the same campsite on the banks of the river Tyne in Hexham. Price will be £35 
Sign up is just as before for Freshers Trip - log in to the Canoe website (make an account here: http://www.warwickcanoe.co.uk/site/login/) and go to the trips page (http://www.warwickcanoe.co.uk/site/trips/). A link for "Tyne Tour" will appear at 4pm tomorrow (23rd October, Tuesday week 4). Be there on the dot. Seriously. It has been known to fill up in under 1 minute.
Screamer
Leam training wk 4
Morning all,
Just when you thought I'd forgotten about you. I am training on the Leam again this week on Wednesday afternoon. Usual drill:
Sign-up
Meet outside sport centre with kit ready at 1550.
Suitable for all abillities.
We will be back on campus in time for the social and some well needed rehydration.
Make the most of this resource while the air is still relatively warm and the nights are not too drawn in! The last two sessions have been good fun, don't take my word for it, ask James or Stabbi. We will be concentrating on passing and moving this week while we still have the light.
Any questions?
See you all tonight.
Blackers
Circling week 4!
GreetingÔÇÖs guys and girls,
Congrats to those who made it through the WANK challenges to the end of pop last night.  Me and Stabby were very impressed with your stamina and dance moves.
┬áSo hereÔÇÖs some more fun for week 4! WeÔÇÖre circling on Wednesday (24th┬áto those of you still in real time) meet outside the Union at 7pm sharp for 3 hours of consummation games then pop at 10pm to throw some more shapes/stare longingly at Disco Dave. The theme is HI VIS! The brighter the better, weÔÇÖre expecting lots of neon and glow sticks and hi vis jackets.
Look forward to seeing you all there!
Love your social sex
Stabby and Bilbo