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Posted by: Becky

Need a break from revison and exams? We have just the thing!

 Come along to the Nene with us on Monday 4th June (week 7), we have the course to ourselves for two hours and this day trip will cost you a mere £5.

We will leave just before midday and return in the early evening, more details will be confirmed shortly.

 

"Wow, the Nene! I just can't wait! How do I sign up to this awesome trip?"

Simply sign up on this webiste and we'll send you an email confirming your place nearer to the time.

Posted by: Bilbo
Something to look forward to after exams! Warwick University Canoe Clubs annual end of year party. At Leamington Rugby Club on the 28th June (its a Thursday). Expect croquet, barbeques, bouncy castles and other shenanigans to continue late into the night. The event is black tie and food and drink will be provided, for a price of just under £30 (TBC soon). Please make it clear if you plan to attend (and bring a +1) on the facebook event so we can bring in the correct amount of food and drink. Alternatively make us aware on the website. http://www.facebook.com/events/232737393503417/ Your social secs Katie and Abi

Posted by: Bilbo
Plan is to head to a spoons after donating this Wednesday (16th). Anyone not giving blood but would like to come is welcome, we should be done by 8pm at the Royal Spa Centre. Reply if you'd like to come to the meal so I have rough numbers to warn of our arrival!

Posted by: Eugene
Hola! Hope everyone is having an awesome Bank Holiday. It has come to my attention that the following people owe the treasury of Warwick's most awesome canoe polo team money! So...please bring your cheque/cash to the next polo session or we may have to send Abi to terrorise you. Abi £2 Andy Clough £19.80 Baby Clough £10.20 Becky £10.70 Bryce £29 Dan Scott £9.60 Darling £10.20 Deller £10.20 Eugene £10.20 Harriet £2 Jess Williams £19.20 Jo £19.20 Madi £21 Nicky £52.90 Nicole £9 Screamer £22.20 Tom White £9.60 Yellow £10.20 You can check the breakdown of your debts in the email sent, or you can just trust me not to embezzle your money. Have an awesome bank holiday! Cheers, Eugene

Posted by: Eugene
Hola, everyone who still owe the club money, please bring it to the next polo session. If not, Abi shall terrorise you (:

Posted by: Chunderboy Jr
So, many of you probably awoke this morning with few memories of the night before but a vague feeling of dread that you may have foolishly decided to run for something on the exec. So here it is for the record, and yes YOU are responsible for voting this lot in! Canoe President - Screamer Vice - Greg Secretary - Aleks Treasurer - Rapey Dan Kit - Alex "Eric" Baker Coach - Nathaniel Tour - Long Game Polo President - Eugene Secretary - Bryce Treasurer - Abi Kit - Jedi Master Dave Sparling Kit - Padawan James Stockton Coach - Blackers Tournament - Jo Batting for both teams Social - Stabby Social - Bilbo Web - Zippy

Posted by: Einstein
RICHARD BECKETT [R.A.Beckett@warwick.ac.uk]Actions To: Beckett, Richard 01 May 2012 22:11 Hey The results are in and the teams are as follows Warwick Warriors Value (millions) Matthew Blackmore £14.52 Matt Clough £11.87 Thomas White £11.65 Adam Talbot £10.22 Josie Beever £8.93 Nathaniel Green £7.13 Nicola Woodcock £7.10 Jennifer Grant £2.33 Stoneleigh Slayers Value (millions) Graham Roberts £14.43 Dom Stone £12.08 Alex Chamberlain £11.09 Madison McDonald £10.42 Matthew Rogers £8.93 Nicole Close £7.37 Sam Lowe £5.97 Abi Richardson £3.15 Coventry Crusaders Value (millions) Andrew Clough £14.09 Robert Neave £12.27 Joerdis Burmeier £11.05 Richard Potter £10.23 Eugene Ng £8.71 Erin Dilger £7.42 Mark Hadley £5.96 Harriet Pearce £5.13 Kenilworth Killers Value (millions) Richard Beckett £12.80 Matthew Byrne £12.73 Dave Sparling £10.78 Robert Deller £10.65 Jessica Williams £7.89 Daniel Scott £7.54 Katie Edwards £5.72 James Stockton £5.34 The rules for picking your fantasy teams are: Anyone can pick a team, you don't have to be playing Teams cost £1.50 to enter. There is no limit on the amount of entrants per person. Teams may not be the same as someone elses - 1st post on the forum 1st served Team value may not exceed £65 million Teams may not contain more than 3 players from a real life team Teams must include 8 players Elect a team captain from your squad of 8 - Their score will be doubled All entries must be posted on this news thread by 1915 Tuesday week 3. Teams will be input based on posts at this time. Up to that point you are free to edit/withdraw your team. If a player withdraws from competition due to injury then they will be replaced in any fantasy teams by a random player of the highest possible value not exceeding the value of the injured player. Points awarded as follows. Goal 5 points Assist 5 points Save 2 points Man/woman of the match 5 points Green Card -1 point Yellow Card - 3 points Red Card - 10 points Appearance 1 point A Players (real life) teams goal difference is added to their score (if they played in the match.) i.e. No appearance = 0 points regardless of the goal difference as they weren't responsible for it. Appearance and 3 - 2 victory = 1 (appearance) + 3 (goals for) - 2 (goals against) = 2. Appearance and 4 - 1 loss = 1 (appearance) + 1 (goals for) - (4 goals against) = -2 Prizes (as a percentage of entry money) (Top scorer etc. Will be taken from fantasy league entrants only. Most cards will come from anyone you have been warned - play fair boys and girls) Winner of fantasy league - 40 % 2nd in fantasy league - 25% 3rd in fantasy league - 10% Last in fantasy league - 5% "The Glory Hog Award" (Top scorer) - 5% "The Team Player Award" (Top assister) - 5% "MVP" (Highest fantasy points) - 5 % "The Wise Buy Award" (Best points/cost ratio) - 5% "The Naughty Boy Award" (Highest negative points for cards) - Paddle (dirty) Some interesting stats: the mean player value is £9.23, with the mean player Screamer. Josie is the median player. The most expensive club are the coventry crusaders and the cheapest club are the Stoneleigh slayers. Have fun picking your teams. Einstein

Posted by: Gregory
It's Election time again!!!

This Thursday, 7pm Robin's Well. Be there or be attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis

It's cheap drinks night but say your with Warwick Canoe or Canoe Polo and you'll be let in free of charge (the powers our name has)

Hisses and Evil Glares
Gregory
>:-(

Posted by: Gregory

Hey Boys 'n' Girls,

Sunday Week 3, or Sunday 13th May for those who shun the Warwick Week system, sees the return of Doggy Paddle.

Doggy Paddle is a yearly event in which canoeist of all ages paddle the 18 miles from Leamington to Stratford to raise money for the guide dog's association.

It's a largely flatwater paddle, with a few weirs and one compulsory portages (around the trebuchet of DEATH!!!)

Beverage is often close to hand in an buoyancy aid pocket (Although I could not possible condone an alcoholic beverage being consumed on this day trip)

It's a relaxing, fun break from Exam/Revision stress and a great opportunity to take the duo or the open!

The Cost:

• £10 in entry fees which goes straight to the Guide Dogs for the Blind Association.
• Final transport costs will be worked out when we know numbers, but I will be very shocked if it works out at more than £5 each.

Sign up is on the website now, please sign up asap so we can finalize transport arrangements.

Hugs and Kisses
Gregory
xxxxxx

Posted by: Einstein

Hey

After an excellent performance at BUCS this weekend it's time to start thinking about our yearly rage league. We sort 4 teams based on how you rate eachother as players so that the teams are as even as possible and people of all abilities can play, then each team plays one game a week as part of the league, with the other games in the session being just for fun. We will also be doing a fantasy polo league where you get a certain amount of money with which to buy players who get points for goals, saves, assists etc, but I'll give you more details on that when I know who's playing. If you want to play in the league please sign up on the website. It doesn't matter if you can't make some of the weeks as there will probably be 6 weeks worth of matches, but don't sign up if you're going to be away all term as there will be games for people not playing in the league. I'll be starting to sort out teams this weekend, so if you could sign up by Thursday evening please that would be great.#

Any questions email me at r.a.beckett@warwick.ac.uk

Einstein